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lol at making a profile at a porn site.
I prefer Xvideos and Tube8 TBH.
YesPornPlease is the best.
Who the hell has a porn hub account and comments on videos?
Surely that's a telltale sign your life has sunk to a new low and a good indicator that you have to do some self reflection. I have to admit the comments under some porn video's can be pretty hilarious, though.
Friends know I have a Reddit account, but even admitting I have a sherdog account is a bit embarrassing. But even owning a pornhub account is just depressing to even think about.
Drain Bamage who you all know and love.
You guys know those compilation videos that'll be like 30min long with about a hundred clips in them firing off in rapid order? You ever wonder who the fucking creep is out there that sat there with his VHS and DVD collection, finely editing that thing until he got it just right?
Ok so I'm going to have this huge dong jizz on this girls face for 3 seconds.
Cut.
Now this chick is gonna squirt on a glass table.
Cut.
Big dong slaps girl in face for half a second.
Cut.
Guy spits in girls mouth.
Cut.
Split second of gaping butthole.
Cut.
Gallon of bukkake jizz splashed on girl.
Cut.
Just picturing the guy at home spending hours pouring over thousands of full scenes and cutting all this weird shit out to create a new video....I don't know, I feel like these guys should be thrown in jail or something.
You guys know those compilation videos that'll be like 30min long with about a hundred clips in them firing off in rapid order? You ever wonder who the fucking creep is out there that sat there with his VHS and DVD collection, finely editing that thing until he got it just right?
Ok so I'm going to have this huge dong jizz on this girls face for 3 seconds.
Cut.
Now this chick is gonna squirt on a glass table.
Cut.
Big dong slaps girl in face for half a second.
Cut.
Guy spits in girls mouth.
Cut.
Split second of gaping butthole.
Cut.
Gallon of bukkake jizz splashed on girl.
Cut.
Just picturing the guy at home spending hours pouring over thousands of full scenes and cutting all this weird shit out to create a new video....I don't know, I feel like these guys should be thrown in jail or something.
I finally got around to watching Avengers Endgame last night. Couldn't fucking stand that annoying ass bitch. Still wood, of course.I'm the real Brie Larson - can I complain about this horrific abuse in my next tweet? Will you take $20 for that account?
First one made me lolLol.
There's a funny subreddit dedicated to "Showcasing the wit of Pornhub". https://www.reddit.com/r/PornhubComments/
I use tubegalore, links many sites in their category feeds. I have a few go-to vids bookmarked, otherwise, I like a fresh search. I never considered making an account though. I use my VPN and go incognito when I feel the urge lol, that's the last thing I want anyone tracking of me.
Whenever pornhub is one of the videos, I have to check the comments, some gold in there
Why is she making lasagne with noodles?
I'm willeatbooty btw
Why is she making lasagne with noodles?
Sweet, I didn't know they did cooking videos tooThey were eating noodle lasagna in the video bro
Joanna Angel and Gabbie Carter are both master chefsSweet, I didn't know they did cooking videos too