Our beloved Sensei appointed goodwill ambassador to US by Russia

[SSgt Dickweed]

Russia's Foreign Ministry said on Saturday it had made Steven Seagal, the American actor, its special representative for Russian-US humanitarian ties, a role it said was meant to deepen cultural, art and youth ties between the two countries.

President Vladimir Putin presented a Russian passport to Seagal in 2016, saying he hoped it would serve as a symbol of how fractious ties between Moscow and Washington were starting to improve.

Since then, US-Russia relations have only got worse however with American intelligence agencies accusing Moscow of interfering in Donald Trump's White House run, an allegation Russia denies. The two countries are also at odds over Syria and Ukraine.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ywood-star-steven-seagal-goodwill-ambassador/

In b4 traditional dancing .gif.

 

[Lone Wolf]

 

[John Du Pont]

steven is gonna be a bad boy

 

[Strychnine]

According to Mad magazine...
If there's a dance that you don't recognize, it is automatically called "The Frug."

 

[Flokk]

Seagull's hairline is as authentic as Trump's shortbus administration of loons and kleptocrats. Solid choice, IMO.

Just no carrots, Sensei.

 

[John Du Pont]

steven is gonna be a bad boy

 

[POWER2]

When diplomacy fails:

If the enemy doesn't give peace a try:

Veganism is the new world order:

We get more done if we put our heads together:

Sensei's daughter:

 

[Orochimaru 大蛇丸]

 

[LouisBolanos]

Someone this dishonest about his hairline cannot be trusted to be ambassador of anything.

 

[POWER2]

 

[POWER2]

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Told ya he was a hidden genius. He's fucking playing us all. Fucking Seagal man...

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Told ya he was a hidden genius. He's fucking playing us all. Fucking Seagal man...

 

[Deleted member 510653]

Most of us in our 30s grew up watching Seagal movies and I've always been a big fan that's why I'm not gonna talk any shit about him

 

[XThe GreatestX]

that video of segal barley touching/throwing guys (his students maybe) when he is old as fuck is so great

 

[Merman]

He taught Putin the front kick that KOed Trump in their secret meeting!

 

[Merman]

He taught Putin the front kick that KOed Trump in their secret meeting!

 

[BoxingMMA]

 

[DanTheWolfman.com]

You'se, You'se
Ur a funny guy Putin

Sensei Seagal has nothing on me, I mean, actually doing this stuff in live grappling vs Pro fighters



Ariel needs to start calling me Sensei!

Mr. Putin, Mr. Trump, I am available to be the liason of the world. Whom else so open mindedly brings together all the world's martial arts.......this provides the entertainment and questioning of all, and spreads techniques from all cultures to others.

 

[The Bard]

a role it said was meant to deepen cultural, art and youth ties between the two countries.

 

[SRN]

I don't understand why Seagal is such a big deal in Russsia. They fucking love him over there. He shouldn't come near Putin, for example, yet there he's sitting right next to one of most powerful men in the world. Why????

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I don't understand why Seagal is such a big deal in Russsia. They fucking love him over there. He shouldn't come near Putin, for example, yet there he's sitting right next to one of most powerful men in the world. Why????

One man may have something to do with this.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Up.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Fuck him. Stop ducking JCVD .