Only in Canada - Man tries to evade police by floating away on ice chunk

[Clippy]

http://www.country94.ca/news/1611424101/moncton-man-faces-charges-following-river-incident

 

[uncommon]

In Moncton provincial court Friday, 34-year-old Mike Delahunt was charged with two counts of assault, one count of uttering threats, one count of property damage and two counts of breach of probation.

In America they might add evading and resisting for the ice berg deal.

 

[j123]

I thought it was @Clippy , and he posted it on Sherdog while floating away

There's the merican version:

Gravely injured guy tried outrunning the ambulance sent to help him, because he don't have insurance and doesn't wanna fork over $$$ from it

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

There's the merican version:

Gravely injured guy tried outrunning the ambulance sent to help him, because he don't have insurance and doesn't wanna fork over $$$ from it

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I’m not your buddaaaayy guyyy

 

[therealdope]

two counts of assault, one count of uttering threats, one count of property damage and two counts of breach of probation.

In reality this guy should be a character on The Trailer Park Boys.

 

[mjmj]

We had an idiot here last week crash his car when police tried to pull him over for a traffic violation. He then ran and jumped in a half frozen and flooded creek. They pulled his body out the next day.

 

[ralphc1]

We had an idiot here last week crash his car when police tried to pull him over for a traffic violation. He then ran and jumped in a half frozen and flooded creek. They pulled his body out the next day.

Had a guy do that here last summer. They found his body 2 months later.

 

[ralphc1]

Had a guy do that here last summer. They found his body 2 months later.

 

[GODZILLA213]

Had a guy do that here last summer. They found his body 2 months later.

 

[Fraz]

Had a guy do that here last summer. They found his body 2 months later.

Had a guy do that here last summer. They found his body 10 years later. He was dead.

 

[Milgrim]

Had a guy do that here next month. They found his body three years ago.

 

[Carvaso]

.remmus tsal ereh taht od yug a daH
.retal shtnom 2 ydob sih dnuof yehT

 

[struckus]

they see me floatin'..they hatin'

 

[Graves The Elder]

lol at 'uttering threats' eh.
was there at least some syrup involved, hoser?

 

[CerebralKnievel]

lol at 'uttering threats' eh.
was there at least some syrup involved, hoser?

Hopefully a pint of blue ribbon, bucket of maple syrup, and a moose. Mumble mumble.

 

[Graves The Elder]

 

[ralphc1]

lol at 'uttering threats' eh.
was there at least some syrup involved, hoser?

Probably maple moonshine.
http://www.wideopeneats.com/recipes/maple-infused-moonshine/

 

[kuromusha]

 

[therealdope]

We had an idiot here last week crash his car when police tried to pull him over for a traffic violation. He then ran and jumped in a half frozen and flooded creek. They pulled his body out the next day.

You know what i miss about Canada? The endless stories of the police having to pull guys from the lake after they tried to snowmobile on the ice post early spring thaw.

"And today, police pulled two snowmobilers from Lake XYZ after the ice they were riding on gave way. Remember warm weather means melting ice".

That final sentence for everyone who has never had a cold drink with ice in the summer.