Onions

[Lanx]

Please go ahead

if you're complaining about Onions, you have:

1. zero knife skills
2. a dull as shit blade

Also onions are the main cause for almost ALL kitchen accidents, b/c dumb ass chefs teach you the most HORRIFYING way to dice an onion that will SURELY get your hands cut.

Yea, you see step four, everyone teaches to use the horizontal slice, which is STUPID and adds nothing to the dice, other than a 50% chance of slicing your hand cuz you're cutting towards you with a very wobbly surface (you've already made 8 vertical slices and 1 horizontal slice and you expect to make another horizontal slice on what is practically mush atm???)

instead use radial cuts

Don't get me wrong, this bitch is just asking for her finger tips to get sliced off, the way she's holding the onion (cutting/dicing should be done with fingers, in, making a claw motion), but it's the best pic i can find of using radial cuts on an onion, instead.

 

[Dinotective]

Thinly veiled @Clippy callout thread.

 

[Clippy]

Wow you guys really lowering the bar aren't you lol

I LOVE LOVE LOVE onions

But my wife is allergic to them, for serious. Meaning by consequence I had to cut a lot of onions out of my diet cause she cooks all our meals where I'm a lazy piece of shit. But I get my onions back when we have things like taco night and I can put onions on mine

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[DevilsLettuce]

That's garlic you animal.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Chuck Norris has an opinion on this subject...

 

[JOE QUEEF]

That's garlic you animal.

That's right motherfucking GARLIC bitches; fuck yo onions except Vidalias 'cause them shits is sweet.

 

[JayPettryMMA]

Allergic.

 

[Marvelous Marvin]

Can't stand them.

 

[IAC]

I like them.

But I also eat anything edible, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

 

[DaDamn]

only reason I would eat one.

 

[Satur9]

Onions are a cornerstone in so many different cuisines around the world. Because they are great.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I love onions and garlic. Smother everything with those goodies.

 

[DesignedFailure]

if you're complaining about Onions, you have:

1. zero knife skills
2. a dull as shit blade

Also onions are the main cause for almost ALL kitchen accidents, b/c dumb ass chefs teach you the most HORRIFYING way to dice an onion that will SURELY get your hands cut.

Yea, you see step four, everyone teaches to use the horizontal slice, which is STUPID and adds nothing to the dice, other than a 50% chance of slicing your hand cuz you're cutting towards you with a very wobbly surface (you've already made 8 vertical slices and 1 horizontal slice and you expect to make another horizontal slice on what is practically mush atm???)

instead use radial cuts

Don't get me wrong, this bitch is just asking for her finger tips to get sliced off, the way she's holding the onion (cutting/dicing should be done with fingers, in, making a claw motion), but it's the best pic i can find of using radial cuts on an onion, instead.

I was taught to do #4 before #3 so you would not cut your self. Made since as you are no longer cutting a bunch of strings as a whole onion.

 

[Da Speeit]

I fucks with them heavily

 

[Da Speeit]

if you're complaining about Onions, you have:

1. zero knife skills
2. a dull as shit blade

Also onions are the main cause for almost ALL kitchen accidents, b/c dumb ass chefs teach you the most HORRIFYING way to dice an onion that will SURELY get your hands cut.

Yea, you see step four, everyone teaches to use the horizontal slice, which is STUPID and adds nothing to the dice, other than a 50% chance of slicing your hand cuz you're cutting towards you with a very wobbly surface (you've already made 8 vertical slices and 1 horizontal slice and you expect to make another horizontal slice on what is practically mush atm???)

instead use radial cuts

Don't get me wrong, this bitch is just asking for her finger tips to get sliced off, the way she's holding the onion (cutting/dicing should be done with fingers, in, making a claw motion), but it's the best pic i can find of using radial cuts on an onion, instead.

Oh look someone who thinks they know anything about food or cooking.

 

[Lanx]

I was taught to do #4 before #3 so you would not cut your self. Made since as you are no longer cutting a bunch of strings as a whole onion.

every youtube how to is always in the pic order

 

[Roca]

 

[DesignedFailure]

every youtube how to is always in the pic order

I am not a fancy chef, and never cut my self once yet. Yet my knives are sharp enough to shave the hair off your arm.

 

[ikareteru]

I love white and yellow onions. Freaking delicious, and good for you.

Red onions are ok.

Onions are amazing.

You can cook them, fry them, deep fry them, put them in the oven, grill, add a little spice to it by having some raw chopped up.

Different ways of preparing them gives a new flavor.