News On the Day of His Retirement Jon Jones Charged with Fleeing the Scene of an Accident in Albuquerque, NM (Update W/ Cam Footage).

[Scheme]

Why is his lawyer talking to the media in the first place?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

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Isn't it, though?

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Exactly, so it doesn't count for anything really.

Its counts for public opinion, and the public has spoken. Nobody wants this POS in the MMA scene anymore.

 

[arcadeperfect]

He's truly the GOAT. Just think about it, not even Karma can beat him.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I live where decent people sometimes make terrible decisions and believe that we’re all human and susceptible to such bad decisions with given circumstances.
I don’t condone such decisions but can empathize.

You live in an alternate reality. In this reality, POS like Jon will keep getting slaps on the wrist until they get locked up in jail like Phil Baroni. Its only a matter of time till Jon joins Phil. Maybe they can be Cell butt buddies in Mexico.

 

[Clark Rogers]

Jon ain't above this, given his history, but there's got to be more to this story.

I don't see how someone can be charged because
A) a drunk that also consumed psychedelics said so, and
B) there was no cell activity between the two from the time they were drinking until after the accident.

B isn't enough to prove he was with her, just that they weren't texting at the time.

Again, this ain't a Jones defense, I just wonder what else they've got because A and B don't quite warrant charges, alone.

 

[Killer Whale]

You live in an alternate reality. In this reality, POS like Jon will keep getting slaps on the wrist until they get locked up in jail like Phil Baroni. It’s only a matter of time till Jon joins Phil. Maybe they can be Cell butt buddies in Mexico.

Yup, just some delusional guy over here.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Jon ain't above this, given his history, but there's got to be more to this story.

I don't see how someone can be charged because
A) a drunk that also consumed psychedelics said so, and
B) there was no cell activity between the two from the time they were drinking until after the accident.

B isn't enough to prove he was with her, just that they weren't texting at the time.

Again, this ain't a Jones defense, I just wonder what else they've got because A and B don't quite warrant charges, alone.

This. They'd need to prove that Jon was driving that particular vehicle, first and foremost.

 

[rorschach51]

and once he's in prison, he will mess up there and go to double double prison

Double secret prison.

 

[HHJ]

Double secret prison.

It's under the normal jail

 

[PrideNverDies]

Is it kind of strange to charge someone who wasn't even there with leaving the scene of an accident. Oh well, everything will come to light in court.

What does Jones dick taste like? PEDs? Coke?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

What does Jones dick taste like? PEDs? Coke?

I wouldn't know, he hasn't been to Alaska very much if at all.

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Boo fucking hoo.

Meanwhile, Jones and his fans are happy he gets to go out on his own terms.

Meanwhile Tomboys are gonna be butthurt that he didn’t get to full fill their fantasy of watching them fight. Aww.

 

[rorschach51]

It's under the normal jail

In a underground volcano.

 

[maximus__]

There are lots of examples of him using his fame and money to give back and help a lot of people in need, look it up.

Who cares. There are more examples of him doing bad things when it doesn't benefit him.

The guy is nearly 40 years old and is still getting caught doing this crap. A couple of PR moments doesn't over ride who he actually is.

 

[RockyLockridge]

why would the police NOT target him? He's easy points on the board

 

[NoSmilez]

I need to see a picture of that woman before I decide Jon is guilty or not.

 

[Clark Rogers]

I wouldn't know, he hasn't been to Alaska very much if at all.

It's ironic that they have just a many Jones posts as you, just on the other side of the fence.

Just because he ain't glazing don't mean he ain't dangling hard from them nuts all the same.

 

[HHJ]

why would the police NOT target him? He's easy points on the board

Without Dana having any incentive to intervene

 

[mkess101]

Boo fucking hoo.

Meanwhile, Jones and his fans are happy he gets to go out on his own terms.

Meanwhile Tomboys are gonna be butthurt that he didn’t get to full fill their fantasy of watching them fight. Aww.

Jones fans are happy he's not fighting anymore and is going out in the midst of another arrest? Weird, but have fun rooting for him to, IDK, not get a harsh sentence?