OMG this is gold guys!

[Panmisiek]

They should place hatchet in the other hand xDDDD




Hello? Police? We got armed crab roaming the streets...no sir I am not on crack...

 

[BisexualMMA]

Funny, but I feel bad watching these things where I know that right afterward he was turned into food.

 

[Mike]

Funny, but I feel bad watching these things where I know that right afterward he was turned into food.

Twist: he was food the whole time!

 

[Panmisiek]

Funny, but I feel bad watching these things where I know that right afterward he was turned into food.

lol that swing at 00:16

 

[irish_thug]

Funny, but I feel bad watching these things where I know that right afterward he was turned into food.

At least he went down swinging.

 

[HelloJapan]

Little fucker doesn't play...

 

[Lovestorm]

Is normal,

 

[irish_thug]

Is normal,

Clearly this is a common problem.

 

[Clear Winner]

Clearly this is a common problem.

This is how it starts. 10 years later, planet of the crabs.

 

[irish_thug]

This is how it starts. 10 years later, planet of the crabs.

I for one welcome our new crab overlords.

 

[neverwas]

we got crabs? oh dear.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Is normal,

That crab is lifeless on its back. You and "gigaguess" have been lied to.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

We should nuke the oceans

 

[BisexualMMA]

We should nuke the oceans

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[jefferz]

mantis shrimp would still fuck it up.

 

[BisexualMMA]

That crab is lifeless on its back. You and "gigaguess" have been lied to.

I don't know. He has his claws out in defensive ready posture. Their legs kind of get floppy and contract after they die.

 

[Lavitz]

We should nuke the oceans

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Organic Damage]

Crabs with knives?

What's next, apes who walk upright, ride horses and shoot assault rifles?

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

I don't know. He has his claws out in defensive ready posture. Their legs kind of get floppy and contract after they die.

That's a dirt nap if I've ever seen one.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

It's the only way to be sure.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

We can always try arming the lobsters and carpet bombing the areas of the ocean where crabs live.