OMG I ****** up real real bad

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  1. JinKazama

    JinKazama Red Belt

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    I don't even know why I bother sometimes ...
     
  2. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Silver Belt

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    Just texted this to my buddies to inform them that the cockapocalypse is upon us - pants optional.
     
  3. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Silver Belt

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    Something tells me that exacerbating this non-issue by returning to the scene and destroying private property is exactly the right move to make.
     
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  4. The Clinch

    The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    Damnit!
     
  5. Anung Un Rama

    Anung Un Rama The Right Hand of Doom Platinum Member

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    I think TS is on this video:

     
  6. BillytheFish

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    I feel at this stage you should stick to the fapping and eye contact, youre definitely more what people would consider a 'sexual predator', than a violent criminal per se. Play to your strengths sir.
     
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  7. Darth_Inv1ctu5

    Darth_Inv1ctu5 I will shit on everything you love

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    Time to move to New Zealand fam...
     
  8. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Silver Belt

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    Next time, I suggest you gallop up on horseback and take a dump in the same spot, then swing your hat gloriously while spurring your steed off into the distance and yelling "yee haw!!!"
     
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  9. marioh

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    Make sure to shoot your load all over the camera.
    Rinse, repeat for the others.

    You’re gonna be a pornhub legend!
     
  10. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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  11. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Your laptop webcam is hijacked. I'm watching the vid of you fapping to TS's video.

    I'll upload it here in a bit.
     
  12. Idonotbelieveit

    Idonotbelieveit winning

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    Lol. Had a chuckle
     
  13. smooth assassin

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    i don’t see where things could go wrong
     
  14. VulcanNervPinch

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  15. MikeMcMann

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    Damaging or threatening is stupid. If you force them to retort you to the police all of this goes in a police report and is public.

    If they did catch you on video then you just have to hope it does not get uploaded to an amateur porn site.

    See Johnny Drama in the Entourage Movie for your fate if they do.
     
  16. ineverpost

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    You're going to have to go back out there with a dead body and bury it. If that doesn't make the news then you know no one watches the cam and you are ok.
     
  17. IloveTHIS

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  18. Drenalin

    Drenalin Banned Banned

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    You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nut
     
  19. Strychnine

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    Welcome to, TUBE ;)
     
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  20. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Yeah everyone does but I pop those in when I’m watching naked ladies.

    I just don’t pump off to thoughts. That’s boring. Even a TV Guide is better than nothing. Lol
     
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