OMFG! Juggernaught Nihilism in the news!

[The Jake]

"NERD'S PARENTS AFRAID SON WILL FALL IN WITH POPULAR CROWD"

MUNDELEIN, IL

 

[Kain]

Hahahahar!!! Soon the denizens of this shadowy forum will emerge into the real world and triumph~! simultaneously conquering women's trousers, and our own crippling computer nerd insecurities.



P.S. PM me if you want my phone number, anybody. I need friends.

 

[punkmother]

jake you may be on to something...that would explain jugs absence from the forum the last few days...

 

[MahatmaPetey]

haha damn. i hope everything turns out ok. those popular kids are dangerous!

 

[Erick Draven]

That is some funny shit. You go Jug, get in with the pop crowd. That is where all the hot chicks are, just watch the movie "The In Crowd"

 

[vod]

It must be a hoot to have parents like that... 'I KNOW WHAT GOES ON, I DO. YOU'RE HAVING FUN AREN'T YOU?'

Jeez, parents should lighten up.

 

[rtbrouwer]

OMFG..... ROFLMAO

 

[LeftBench]

Haha lol

 

[The Jake]

ttt 4 jugs

- The Jake

 

[hex]

So Jugs..did you finally get your cherry popped?? You get a lil taste of the poontang pie now that your hanging with the "Cool" kids??

 

[HealingFoot]

HAHAHAHHAHA!!

 

[Orb]

Ha Ha Ha! The Onion rocks!

 

[OilinDaDrum]

LOL

 

[vod]

That's not news enough to make it into the paper. It's more like common knowledge!

 

[TheGame]

Mammas boy. haha, how embarassing. Your parents should really lighten up.

 

[vod]

Your parents should of left you in the dumpster.

 

[YudanshuJiuJitsu]

LOL

 

[skyboat]

A PhD in calculus? lol

 

[vod]

Dude, watch your tongue. You foul mouthed bastard. The Jake is funny. You can goto hell.

 

[punkmother]

who should have got left in the dumpster?

oh and RTR i know you were joking, but i still hope you choke on your moms clit...JAKE RULES!