Olympic dreams crushed by genitals (pics)

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympi...s/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef

    So this pole vaulter lost a spot on the podium when his dick knocked the bar off.

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    http://gidibest.com.ng/2016/08/shoc...photos/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
    And this cutie stayed up all night having a marathon sex session before the event, causing her and her diving partner to come in dead last. I think this is a pic of the dude she was with because her partner is also female.

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  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    He should amputate that thing before the next Olympics.
     
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    tendersurrender Green Belt

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    Nothing wrong with them having sex but some people just turn into whores the moment they get to the village and I'm glad she lost. I feel bad for the guy that hit the bar with his dick, that fucking sucks.
     
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    Who knew the biggest Asian prick in history would be attached to a POLE vaulter...
     
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    What should have been the thing that made him famous, is now the thing that's going to make him harakiri.
     
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    He certainly got the shaft
     
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    You knock the bar off with your dick you deserve two medals. One for your neck, one for your shaft.

    That's the olympic spirit. Cock-power.
     
  8. Dude isn't dicking around, is he?
     
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  10. JosephDredd

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    Interesting. I always wondered what that joke was referring to.
     
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    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    Outraged!!:mad:

    "crushed" and "genitals" are two words that should never be used in a sentence together.

    #genitalslivesmatter
     
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    Not a good time to get wood.
     
  13. mjmj

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    It's certainly an odd time.
     
  14. JosephDredd

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    His dick was a total dick
     
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    For some reason I loled a lot.
     
  17. MusterX

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    LOL, a canoeist.

    ...after one of the team-mates allegedly banished the other from their room to have marathon s*x with a canoeist.
     
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    tehend West Coast Distributor Of Pain

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    Teammate ain't too shabby either.


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