Olympic dreams crushed by genitals (pics)

[JosephDredd]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympi...s/news-story/a7e70dcbd46300b7ab0f4fef16f2fbef

So this pole vaulter lost a spot on the podium when his dick knocked the bar off.

Spoiler

http://gidibest.com.ng/2016/08/shoc...photos/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
And this cutie stayed up all night having a marathon sex session before the event, causing her and her diving partner to come in dead last. I think this is a pic of the dude she was with because her partner is also female.

It is total war by a Brazilian synchronised diving team who are now split at Rio 2016 after one of the team-mates allegedly banished the other from their room to have marathon s*x with a canoeist.

According to information by Dailymail, Ingrid Oliveira, 20, is claimed to have slept with compatriot Pedro Goncalves at her room in the Olympic Village the night before she was due to dive at the Games.
Their ‘marathon night of s*x’, as it was called in South American media, allegedly left Oliveira’s teammate Giovanna Pedroso, 17, furious – and they have now split.

Oliveira and Pedroso finished last in the women’s 10m synchronised diving last week, despite winning silver at the Toronto Pan American Games last year.

Their dive in the Rio event won by Chen Ruolin and Liu Huixia of China was labelled ‘pathetic’ in local media and was said to have been so bad that the crowd laughed.

 

[BisexualMMA]

He should amputate that thing before the next Olympics.

 

[tendersurrender]

Nothing wrong with them having sex but some people just turn into whores the moment they get to the village and I'm glad she lost. I feel bad for the guy that hit the bar with his dick, that fucking sucks.

 

[Scerpi]

Who knew the biggest Asian prick in history would be attached to a POLE vaulter...

 

[Turtlejuice]

What should have been the thing that made him famous, is now the thing that's going to make him harakiri.

 

[Halifax]

He certainly got the shaft

 

[J. Bernie Cunningham]

You knock the bar off with your dick you deserve two medals. One for your neck, one for your shaft.

That's the olympic spirit. Cock-power.

 

[Richard Cancer]

Dude isn't dicking around, is he?

 

[Thai Domi]

 

[JosephDredd]

Interesting. I always wondered what that joke was referring to.

 

[Exi]

Outraged!!

"crushed" and "genitals" are two words that should never be used in a sentence together.

#genitalslivesmatter

 

[ralphc1]

Not a good time to get wood.

 

[mjmj]

Not a good time to get wood.

It's certainly an odd time.

 

[JosephDredd]

Outraged!!

"crushed" and "genitals" are two words that should never be used in a sentence together.

#genitalslivesmatter

Stay away from this thread, then: http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/rugby-player-has-penis-partially-ripped-off-in-tackle-pic.3201139/

 

[Osculater]

His dick was a total dick

 

[neverwas]

Who knew the biggest Asian prick in history would be attached to a POLE vaulter...

For some reason I loled a lot.

 

[MusterX]

LOL, a canoeist.

...after one of the team-mates allegedly banished the other from their room to have marathon s*x with a canoeist.

 

[tehend]

Teammate ain't too shabby either.