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I don't understand you Helen Mirren people. There is used up porn stars that are older than her that look better
Oldest Celebrity You Would
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She's hot for her age, but I'd like to see some different answers. Everyone's saying the same thing.
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She's a proper lady. Not some porn skag.
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I've had a thing for her for a bit. Bring your dueling heels we face off at dawn.
Wait. Wat. Dueling heels? How do you even know that is a thing? You're that one weird straight guy in heels dance class that pretends like it's not weird for him to be there, aren't you?
You're this guy!
And yeah, bring it, I've been practicing my moves for a couple years now. Turned up to 11, I would Break. Your. Fucking. Mind.
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Wait. Wat. Dueling heels? How do you even know that is a thing? You're that one weird straight guy in heels dance class that pretends like it's not weird for him to be there, aren't you?
You're this guy!
And yeah, bring it, I've been practicing my moves for a couple years now. Turned up to 11, I would Break. Your. Fucking. Mind.
Oh no you didn't........
Get rekt......
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michelle pfeiffer
Old enough to be my mom, don't care
Old enough to be my mom, don't care
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Oh no you didn't........
Get rekt......
Your mind. I would break it.
Like Ivan broke Apollo.
All you break is wind.
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Too bad Kirk Douglas just died.
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While i don’t necessarily disagree with you, who are these porn stars over the age of 74 that look better?
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Hurley, bout fiddy fo...
That doesn't even look like her anymore.
Apparently even what you think of as 'young Hurley' was actually a work of art.
Actual Young Elizabeth Hurley
Do they just go into the surgeons office and pick a face off the wall?
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Just in case y'all are wondering what pre-pre-surgery Elizabeth Hurley looked like, look no further.
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That doesn't even look like her anymore.
Apparently even what you think of as 'young Hurley' was actually a work of art.
Actual Young Elizabeth Hurley
Do they just go into the surgeons office and pick a face off the wall?
Yeah, still, you wouldn’t get with her if you had the chance?
But I agree, a lot of them just go to surgery. But I always found it funny when Hugh Grant picked up that ratchet hooker when he was with a prime Hurley.
Oh, this is Hurley in 2020...
