Oldest Celebrity You Would

[Amerikuracana]

Someone in that Alizee thread thinks she's busted because her forehead is too big lmao.

Oh she's still very, very cute. The head is where the brain goes so I don't want one the size of baseball anyway.

The guy I quoted said he wouldn't be seen walking around with Marisa Tomei LOL. Like, he deserves to literally have some sort of pain inflicted on him for that. Maybe not permanent damage, but legitimate pain for purposes of a life lesson.

 

[tangata motu'a]

I like em young. so arianna grande?

 

[armbarforhire]

Maribel Guardia(black hair) 55 & Charityn(blonde) 60

Maribel Guardia is 60, charityn 70.

 

[laz0001]

No, the blonde one.

Marge De' Bates?

 

[HeirApparent]

Give me some Jaclyn Smith at 74 years old.

 

[guns&moses]

Dolly

 

[FyrFytr998]

I would still give the grand old dame the best 2 minutes of her life.

 

[Cantona7]

Is The Queen a celebrity? It would be a challenge, but I’m not sure I could say no if it was on the table...

 

[therealdope]

She’s aged very well. I had a crush on her in high school watching her on the sitcom single guy on NBC.

This is the correct answer.

 

[thetruth2709]

Michelle Yeoh.... I would within a second!!!

 

[Jesus X]

Kelly Hu 52
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nice

 

[Yodhin]

Vanna White, 63.

 

[Herwald]

There's levels to this. Full on plowing would have some serious limits. Blow job would cast a much, much wider net. And, finally, I'd accept a hand job from pretty much anyone. Anywhere.

 

[Doughbelly]

I would still give the grand old dame the best 2 minutes of her life.

You can’t nominate her, fella. I claimed first dibs way back on page one.

 

[Papa Doc]

Sophia L

 

[Papa Doc]

Demi moore

She's 57 still a cougar not mature milf/gilf yet.

 

[Oooxente]

Hummm

 

[cmw43]

Prime Elvira

Elvira now in her 60s.

 

[Streeter]

Sigourney Weaver ...... 70s but aged crazy well...... n to say u banged Ripley would be greatness.

 

[icemanliddell]

Whatsherface from American Horror Story.

Jessica Lange?