Oldest Celebrity You Would

Marisa Tomei is about the oldest i would go and even then i wouldnt walk around in public with her

its not that I'm trying to come across as the usual bullshittin sherdogger,but I would've passed on her when she was in her 'prime'

Mary Steenburgen would probably be my #1 pick.....would've been Sela Ward,but she's fucked up her nose by going under the knife.
 
I googled her.

She looks like an even more busted version of steven tyler.
Im going to need to have a private chat with you because of this.

Dude looks like a lady.

And I would make Carly Simon sing the Winnie the Pooh songs while I smash.

 
I forgot Rebecca De Mornay at 55 could still get it. She was sexy as fuck in American Reunion (Finch's mom).

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I'm not sure about now, but during the early 2000's, Shelley long over Kirstie Alley. Who would have thought that in 1987?

Brenda Strong (Sue Ellen Mischke)
 
There's something wrong with people who ever thought Kirstie Alley was exceptional. At their respective bests, Shelley Long was her equal.
 
Some very fine cougariffic and senior citizens in this thread. Bravo TS
 
There's something wrong with people who ever thought Kirstie Alley was exceptional. At their respective bests, Shelley Long was her equal.

Shelley Long wasn't in Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan
 
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Nina Hartley, does she count as a celebrity?

Judith Light is 71 and god, I fuckin WOOD!

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Age is just a number, I’d be so happy to be with Lindsay Lohan and she looks about 50 on bad days. And I wood on those days
 
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