Oldest Celebrity You Would

[The Clamburglar]

The oldest lady in the world.

Now that would be a story.

 

[PlumPunch]

Honestly, I'd be all over that.

Hit it right or there'll be an audit in your future.

 

[Marsupial]

i googles that,

horrifying pictures

Saw a labiaplasty in a documentary once. The doc basically just pinched the excess labia flesh between finger and thumb and sliced it off with scalpel. Sawing through it quickly, before applying a dressing.

I mean, I'd never thought a whole lot about the procedure before, and maybe assumed it involved some degree of finesse. I was shocked at how quick and basic the whole thing was. (Also looked fucking horrible).

 

[SherdogGoat]

Hugh Hefner

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Is their vagina looks as young as they do?

It's probably like being in the Sahara desert.

 

[YoungBoyd]

Jessica Alba probably

 

[therealdope]

Kathy Lee Gifford (61)

Two years ago (when I ran into the Oregon Duck) I was in NYC and stepped outside of a midtown hotel to make a call. I walked over to Rockefeller Plaza and was still arguing with someone on my cell phone. THere was a limo with a driver waiting outside of the NBC building and out comes Kathie Lee. She looked a hell of a lot better than I ever expected. I thought she would have looked busted in IRL. I would say she looked a lot better than she does on TV.

Random: do you remember when she was on Hee Haw?

 

[therealdope]

Mine were Heather Thomas

Spoiler

I was a big fan of the Fall Guy (opening) - LOL.


I had a bunch of SI swimsuit pics including the fishnet suit Cheryl Tiegs wore. The Christie Brinkley cover went up on the same wall as the John Jefferson and Kenny Stabler (oilers era) posters.

 

[the ax murderer]

Helen Mirren, again and again.

 

[cartizel]

Helen Mirren for sure.

Yuss!!!!!

 

[chubbman]

Ellen ripley

She's gotta be at least 612 and I'd smash mercilessly

 

[fingercuffs]

67 I think.

 

[computer fogie]

Another vote for Helen Mirren.

In some pictures, JK Rowling (eeeek!).

 

[devante]

Susanna Thompson - formerly of arrow
Vanessa Williams
Morgan fairchild

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

Justin bieber

 

[SammyPops]

the old chick from American Horror Story.

 

[devante]

the old chick from American Horror Story.

Jessica Lange...sometimes she looks very good.

 

[Ignicious]

that blackish girl from clueless

 

[SammyPops]

Jessica Lange...sometimes she looks very good.

and she just looks like she can take it like a champ, which you definitely want in an old chick

 

[Gametheory]

Nigella Lawson, 54.