Old insults that we should bring back

Kanuck99

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Here are a few...

1. Rakefire - someone so uncool that they would outstay their welcome in someone's house until long after the fire had burned down to just the last few embers.

2. Pediculous - lice-infested.

3. Scobberlotcher - describes someone who avoids hard work at all costs.

4. Gobermouch - an ancient Irish term for a busybody.

5. Fopdoodle - someone who doesn't really matter much.

6. Klazomaniac - most annoying person on any message board, this is an individual who ONLY SPEAKS BY SHOUTING.

7. Bedswerver - a cheater.

8. Raggabrash - person who is so totally disorganized and/or unkempt.

9. Foozle - a conservative, out-of-date person, especially an old man.

10. Furfuraceous - flaky.

11. Whiffle-Waffle - time waster.

12. Dorbel - person who annoyingly points out every little tiny mistake.

13. Lubberwort - a hazy, lethargic kind of person.
 
Meh I'll just stick to my tried and true racist and homophobic classics
Some shit never goes outta style
 
Those ol' timey putdowns don't sound cool, bro.
 
I've only ever heard of one of those, #11.
 
A good one that comes from Yiddish is Schnorrer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnorrer

One of my colleagues at work was really pissed off at someone trying to screw our business and he whipped out "Schnorrer" when referring to these fucktards.

I had to stop him and get him to back up and explain it to me. Now I'll use it from time to time when appropriate.
 
Fiddlin Ben..

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I’ve lately become a fan of Ozzie Man’s use of Shit Cunt.
 
My dad is Irish and he call me a Gob-shite when he was pissed at me. Sounds like it's related to #4.
 
My old landlord called a roommate a Babaganoush. The look of confusion on his face while he tried to think if that was insulting or not was priceless. It's now a running joke among our friends

Edit: this was it
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