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I have the Bas Rutten lethal street fighting one(it was made into the funny one)
If you don't break the bottle over someone's head you aren't nearly mad enough to be attempting to do so.No bullshit I had that happen to me. I was piss drunk and I heard a loud CLINK sound and looked and realized this asshole had bonked me with a beer bottle. Didn't hurt me at all. Didn't break the bottle either (those things are harder to break than movies make it seem). So I made him pay for that
My point is don't trust that bonking somebody with a bottle will necessarily hurt them at all. You're better off punching them or choking them from behind. Or kicking their legs out from under them and mounting them. Or picking them up and slamming them on concrete.
The funny one of Bas basically had all the sneaky nasty stuff, I laughed hard at it but wouldn't have been funny if I was on the receiving end of a Bas Beat down, heard he could be pretty vicious in real life.
Same thing happened to me but the guy connected the bottle to the bottom of my chin, bottle also didn't break and I stayed up (got one dig in before the bouncers split it up). I wasn't as lucky though, Jaw was killing for about a week. He got a good swing going with it.
If you don't break the bottle over someone's head you aren't nearly mad enough to be attempting to do so.
There's a great story of Bas knocking Paul Varleans through a glass window at a bar, simply because Bas was staggering drunk and about to fall down, and Paul grabbed his shirt to keep him from falling. Bas got PISSED because he wrinkled his shirt, lol. "you don't do that to....El Guapo."
Damn that sucks dude. I got lucky with mine I guess. Dude caught me on top of the head with his bottle. I'm a skate punk and was used to falling on concrete all day long for years, so that shit didn't hurt at all. Had a knot there the next day though, and that didn't feel too good lol.
I sort of agree. The guy was a bitch in my case because it was a sucker shot I didn't even know was coming.
I find that is often the case, only happened to me the once but seen a few bar fights kick off like this (Or with a pint glass threw at someone) most of the time its a scrawny assed bitch that ends up being put down.
Minus the ultraviolence, I agree.
One of my favorite opening lines.The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
He also did a funny one called The Wanting Seed.The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking.
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
He also did a funny one called The Wanting Seed.
I've not read it in many years, but it was hilarious how he saw society becoming.
Geoff Thompson, by far, the best self defence instructor out there.
While others are preaching techniques, he is the only one to show the people what really matters the mindset and the psyychology behind everything. As one of the other posters said, most people will just freeze instantaneously and all the self defence dvd videos out there would have been for nothing...
lolI sort of agree. The guy was a bitch in my case because it was a sucker shot I didn't even know was coming. Dude was acting all cool and all of a sudden BONK from behind. But that shit happens when a bunch of young dudes are drinking and there are girls around, ya know? I retaliated once I realized what he did, and it got broken up after 1 punch. I found him the next night and broke his nose. Had him on all fours on the ground and soccer kicked the shit out of his face about 10 times. His nose was pouring blood all over the damn place. The SP's (Air Force MP's) showed up and said it looked like a murder scene (swear to God this is all the truth, unfortunately), but the dude started even talking shit to them, and they were laughing at him. I spent the night in jail, lol. Didn't get in any trouble though, since dude I fought ended up refusing to take a mandatory piss test (they make you do that when you have an incident like that) and they made him do it anyway, and he had mdma and all kinds of other drugs in his system. Long story short, he started shit, I broke his nose, he got kicked out of the military, and I got in zero trouble. lol good times, man.
lol
But yea, I just feel like if I get to the point where I'm pissed off enough to want to swing a bottle at someone's head it is damn sure breaking at that point lmao. The dude you were dealing with sounds like a real clown. Was he wearing an affliction shirt??
I had said that about freezing. I got to say I had never heard Geoff before but even after a few minutes I can tell it is more realistic and you can tell he has been in proper situations. He mentions adrenaline and yeah it is a fecker in those situations, a few drinks and then the adrenaline kicks in a situation I might as well be coked up. It was only the other day on Sherdog I was explaining grappling on the floor is terrible for real fights (Mainly because a lot of people are scum bags and the guy could have friends to come kick the shit out of you, or even the guy below you will bite/scrab/eye poke).
He also says something I try to tell younger ones, best self defence is being able to walk away, though being big and confident enough is part of it. You got to show you can scrap if needed but they aren't worth your time, also knowing when you can walk away and making sure you still see them in your peripheral vision as some people will run at you as soon as you turn your back.