History Oh No! It’s THAT DAY again!

My father died on this day 10 years ago, apparently. Who remembers that shit? Who celebrates death days? Dude lived 61 years or whatever but people want to concentrate on the shittest days. Fuck all that, celebrate life
 
If your car doesn’t start today you have to ask yourself ‘is a killer after me?’

That depends, am I with the hot college coed that I just had premarital sex with? And is there a rack of chainsaws right next to the car? If so, then I'm probably in trouble.
 
You better watch out or you'll have Madmick in here doing Steiner math

You have a 141 2/3 percent chance of crashing
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