Official War Room Awards 2019

[Limbo Pete]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's TIME!

Behold and rejoice, War Roomers, for the time of yearly judgement has now arrived upon our greasy doorstep!
This year has seen an overflowing abundance of sulking butthurt, impotent rage, condescending lectures, numerous bans, the occasional doxxing threat, and all the obnoxiously tedious arguments about human color vision anyone could ever hope for. Let us all take a deep breath and buckle down to the wonderful work of dishing out rewards for our beloved comrades, and shameful designations to our hideous and ignorant rivals.
Now, there's always a lot of whining about how the awards nominations work. In consideration of this, i've decided not to change a single thing. There are a variety of official categories, and all nominations should be made in this thread. Tag me in the post, and include the designation "Official nominations" at the top. After voting has closed, i'll go back and tally up official nominations. Winners will be added to the OP.

The categories this year are:

• Best All Around Poster: Incredibly enough, a tie between @Trotsky and @NoDak
• Worst All Around Poster: @Cunningham takes home this most coveted of turd covered honors
• Best TS: @Arkain2K adds yet another best TS to his already impressive collection
• Worst TS: @Amerikuracana (surprising not one damn person except probably himself)
• Best Thread: Tie between Jussie Smollet thread and The Lounge
• Best Ban aka the Rest in Piss You Degenerate Goblin Award: @waiguoren. His spiral into madness and racism was a true spectacle and one of the more enjoyable breakdowns to broadcast across the War Room in some time.
• Best Feud: @waiguoren vs The Lounge. He just didn't stand a chance.
• Best Insult: https://forums.sherdog.com/posts/154656523/
• Most Likely to End Up On The News: @Lucifer Alpha. Let's all keep our eyes peeled for a "Florida Man gets community service for blocking intersection and shouting racially charged tirade from dirty old suburban" article
• Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead! Award for Best Destruction/Humiliation: @waiguoren being reduced to a smoldering heap of plum scented debris
• Wildly Outlandish Conspiracy of the Year Award: Epstein Suicide in general. Did it happen? Did it not happen? For god sake, will Viva shut up about it? Tune in next year!
• Bret Hart Award for Excellence in Verbal Execution: @cincymma79 for this piece of absolutely brilliant nonsense, and his subsequent doubling down on it for some unknown reason: "If it did your side winning work then be the only thing that should happen"
• Snitch of the Year: @tonni creeps his way further into forum infamy with his relentless voyeurism and tattling
• Drunkest Poster: @luckyshot is one drunk son of a bitch
• Best and Worst mod: @Lead, @Madmick

Take advantage of this opportunity to let everyone know just how you feel about all their bullshit this year, and also give some props to your boys for all their useful, funny, and/or salient contributions to the political sub section of a discount karate forum. Nominations will close at midnight (pacific) on 12/ 22.

 

[Fawlty]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's TIME!

Behold and rejoice, War Roomers, for the time of yearly judgement has now arrived upon our greasy doorstep!
This year has seen an overflowing abundance of sulking butthurt, impotent rage, condescending lectures, numerous bans, the occasional doxxing threat, and all the obnoxiously tedious arguments about human color vision anyone could ever hope for. Let us all take a deep breath and buckle down to the wonderful work of dishing out rewards for our beloved comrades, and shameful designations to our hideous and ignorant rivals.
Now, there's always a lot of whining about how the awards nominations work. In consideration of this, i've decided not to change a single thing. There are a variety of official categories, and all nominations should be made in this thread. Tag me in the post, and include the designation "Official nominations" at the top. After voting has closed, i'll go back and tally up official nominations. Winners will be added to the OP.

The categories this year are:

• Best All Around Poster: This nomination should go to someone that you actually value as a contributor, and is consistently at the top of your interest in hearing what the hell they have to say. This poster has insightful and well thought out comments, even when you might not agree with them. A responsible award for a responsible poster.
• Worst All Around Poster: This horse's ass just poops up whatever thread they stroll into. Consistently awful with few- if any- redeeming qualities. Bad sense of humor and probably bad personal hygiene as well.
• Best TS: "Oh look, _____ made a thread. They consistently make them well written with thoughtful OPs and useful links (if applicable) on a subject that is at least mildly interesting."
• Worst TS: "Oh look, _____ made a thread and, like always, it's nothing short of an abomination of human endeavor."
• Best Thread: Something that the whole War Room got a lot of mileage out of, or at least some really good conversation/back and forth. Or, if that doesn't do it for ya, maybe one that was just really really funny.
• Best Ban aka the Rest in Piss You Degenerate Goblin Award:
• Best Feud: A prestigious award given to the kind of War Room rivalry that would make the Just Bleed God happy and sated.
• Best Insult:
• Most Likely to End Up On The News: The person you immediately think of when someone asks "Which War Room poster is this?" Often occurs after news coverage involving Florida.
• Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead! Award for Best Destruction/Humiliation: A nomination for one of those extra special one-sided beatings or spectacular backfires that warm your heart.
• Wildly Outlandish Conspiracy of the Year Award:
• Bret Hart Award for Excellence in Verbal Execution: You still don't know what in god's holy name they were talking about...

Take advantage of this opportunity to let everyone know just how you feel about all their bullshit this year, and also give some props to your boys for all their useful, funny, and/or salient contributions to the political sub section of a discount karate forum. Nominations will close at midnight (pacific) on 12/ 22.

IN!

Well done. May wait for my next day off to take a bite of this ol' stank thang.

 

[Deleted member 159002]

Post of the year:

Carbon structures don't matter. One thing a lot of the global warming paranoids don't talk about is global warming on other planets in the solar system. For example, Venus has a surface temperature of 500 degrees. It got that way through a 'runaway greenhouse effect'. It's atmosphere is 96% carbon dioxide. The paranoids don't acknowledge this because they'd either have to admit that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the left wing to advance lobbying interests or take the insane stance that there were humans on Venus millions of years ago.

 

[Trotsky]

In.

Poster of the Year (quality x quantity of posts): @Higus

RU: @Prokofievian
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Best All-Around Poster (quality / quantity of posts): @MiniCraque

RU: @PubliusVentidius​

Best ban: Palis

Best liberal poster: @Jack V Savage

Best conservative poster: @JudoThrowFiasco

Best left-wing poster: @Possum Jenkins

Best right-wing poster: yikes... @Lord Coke, I guess

Worst All-Around Poster: @Starman

Worst TS: @Amerikuracana, @VivaRevolution, @squeezewax

Bret Hart Award for Verbal Excellence: @cincymma79, of course

The One FANTASTIC Pig Award: @A.C.

Will edit in more later

 

[andnowweknow]

I read poorly sometimes.

In other news, the way I pained Wai really made a lot of people happy. I deserve an award for that I think.

 

[Falsedawn]

In

 

[Darkballs]

In.

I'm going to have to tell my family that I wasn't nominated for anything again this year. I hope I can handle their disappointment.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Are we doing the whole thing where in order to be eligible to vote you need to have posted 100 times in the war room in the past year? If so, I’m not sure I’ve posted that often here this year. Or am I mistaking these threads with the war room presidential elections?

 

[Happy Man]

Why don’t you Chatty Cathy’s take this to your parlor?

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

 

[bobgeese]

@Limbo Pete official nomination



I think it goes without say that the most humiliated poster award has to go to Homer.

Dude had a mid life crisis on a karate forum. That’s pathetic.

 

[bobgeese]

@Limbo Pete official nomination



Also, there is no debate “Trump colluding with Russia” is without a doubt the biggest conspiracy theory.


It was two years of straight embarrassment for at least half of the liberal posters.

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

Worst all around poster: The worst ones keep getting banned so it's hard to keep track, but of the ones still posting, @Happy Man, @AlexDB9 and @Mcountry come to mind as egregiously obnoxious posters.

Worst TS: 100% this award belongs to @Amerikuracana. No one else comes close.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

My nominee for best exchange of the year

Still one of the funniest exchanges I've ever seen in the war room.

I've went over taxes and who is paying them. I don't talk to people who talk like 6 year old girls and you are a creep if you do.

"Let me test your liberalism," Maher said to the 'Real Time' panel. "If you have a bachelor degree you on average earn 65% more than someone who doesn't have one. If you have a master's degree, 100% more over the course of your lifetime. So nothing is free like a free lunch. Nope. Neither is college. Somebody will be paying for this free college and it will be taxpayers."

"So are we really saying that someone who didn't go to college should be subsidizing the people who went and got the benefit of going to college and made more money? Is that really a liberal thing?" Maher asked.

debate that

hmmm.

i don't know how to address you in a way that doesn't cause you to be upset - though in general i think courtesy is the best manner to begin.

i'll try a different tact - one that's hopefully more to your liking.

let us begin again.

Hello you dumb cunt,



you and Mr. Maher, both dumb motherfuckers, need to pull your heads out of your assholes and think before you speak.

yes, the taxpayers will pay for it. as per Senator Warren, it will be upper middle class families that will be the taxpayers who pony up the bill (you know, the ones that have 50 million plus in net worth).

do you understand, you dumb chunk of shit? do i have to draw you a picture, you goddamn retard???

sincerely,

- IGIT

Runner up

Tragic.

but fuck you idiots behind your keyboards talking shit.

We gotta hide behind something else they'll shoot us too.

 

[Wet Blanket]

Worst all around poster: The worst ones keep getting banned so it's hard to keep track, but of the ones still posting, @Happy Man, @AlexDB9 and @Mcountry come to mind as egregiously obnoxious posters.

Worst TS: 100% this award belongs to @Amerikuracana. No one else comes close.

I second your selections.

 

[Trotsky]

Worst all around poster: The worst ones keep getting banned so it's hard to keep track, but of the ones still posting, @Happy Man, @AlexDB9 and @Mcountry come to mind as egregiously obnoxious posters.

Worst TS: 100% this award belongs to @Amerikuracana. No one else comes close.

I know there are a couple posters I have on ignore that make pretty terrible OP's, but as far as posters who I do not, yeah, Amerikuracana wins this running backwards and watching soap operas.

 

[AlexDB9]

Worst all around poster: The worst ones keep getting banned so it's hard to keep track, but of the ones still posting, @Happy Man, @AlexDB9 and @Mcountry come to mind as egregiously obnoxious posters.

Worst TS: 100% this award belongs to @Amerikuracana. No one else comes close.

Thanks for your votes goofs

God bless all your hearts

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Best all around poster : @Trotsky

Worst TS : By a country mile @Amerikuracana

Worst all around : hard to choose just one..but ill go with, @AlexDB9

Best feud : @MikeMcMann vs @IngaVovchanchyn

Most likely to end up on the news : @Lucifer Alpha

Best TS : @Arkain2K

Best Ban : @Yorkist (i think that was his name..)

Bret Hart award : @panamaican
I dont know now if this award is good or bad...but i meant it as good. If its bad then pan would be in my overall best poster list as well


Best War Room Award TS : @Limbo Pete

 

[Gregolian]

In

The fact no one is nominating Wai for anything is pathetic. Fucker welches on bets, gets banned for calling @Falsedawn an ape, comes back the NEXT day and doesn't even hid who he is.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

I feel like 'Most uninformed ' would be a good category
Posters that know fuck all but will adamantly argue for pages and pages with you as if they did