Official War Room Awards 2018

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Just a typo. I honestly can't remember the last time I said it out loud. But I'd pronounce the "r" if I did.

I like wine and cocktails about equally. Generally have one glass of either (not both) after I'm done working for the day and two on weekends.

Even your drinking is regimented.

You don't iron a crease into your jeans, do you? Or worse, keep your left socks in your left drawer and right socks in your right drawer?

 

[Trotsky]

Just a typo. I honestly can't remember the last time I said it out loud. But I'd pronounce the "r" if I did.

I like wine and cocktails about equally. Generally have one glass of either (not both) after I'm done working for the day and two on weekends.

My pretentious law school friends, almost all of whom were born wealthy, gave me shit saying it was pronounced that way in French (it's not). That really stuck in my craw, not only because I'm a leftist, but because I come from a working class background. So, pretty frequently in my life, I would actually mispronounce words that I had only read in books or online but had never heard spoken.

I honestly never drink cocktails, and frankly only know a handful of them, besides the occasional white Russian. I'm purely whiskey on the rocks and cheap lager.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Lol the year end thread is always a hit.

@Sano has made some welcome threads this year too; that's a good mention.

@Eisbar was way too volatile to take seriously. I don't think he ever asked the question "how might I be wrong" in his entire life.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Lol the year end thread is always a hit.

@Sano

@Eisbar was way to volatile to take seriously. I don't think he ever asked the question "how might I be wrong" in his entire life.

Ha

 

[NoDak]

Rookie of the Year- I refuse to give it to @NoDak cause I did it last time (he's mentioned the switch). Actually, I have a list of 13 new posters this year and I may actually have to still give it to @NoDak

NoDak >>>

The last posts (aside from deleted Bailey Jay gif).

Modest Proposal: just give the white supremacists North Dakota. They can have their pure billy state, but after that they have to shut up forever.

Thoughts?

Hell no, get them the fuck out of North Dakota and to the deep south or something because this shit doesn't represent us. Do you really think a pure billy state would come out on top as having the best quality of life in the country?

It's top five in GDP per capita, has an incarceration rate closer to Norway's than the US national average, the death penalty has been abolished since 1973, there's been one 'mass shooting' (three people) in the last 25 years, and lawmakers have been pushing strong reforms to make its prisons more humane and slash recidivism even further. In addition, it has about the lowest unemployment rate in the country, a state-owned bank - the only of the 50 states - and a growing multi-billion dollar sovereign wealth fund for the public salted away from its petroleum resource revenues.

Pure Billy! Or ignorance on part of those who know nothing about North Dakota and its people. This 'red state' is what most progressives only dream they could achieve in others.

How would you feel about this sign popping up in your neighborhood?

Especially for any of you with young kids, are we good with this?

Great. Gay. Agenda.

 

[Fawlty]

If you were V-2 I feel like you've improved.

 

[Sketch]

• Best All Around Poster: @Gandhi
  
• Worst All Around Poster: @glenwo2
  
• Best Right Wing Poster: @Cuauhtemoc with @TheGreatA and @JudoThrowFiasco as runner ups.
  
• Best Leftist Poster: @Jack V Savage with @Trotsky and @Quipling as runner ups.
• Best Religious Poster: Tie between @InternetHero and @Devout Pessimist
  
• Best Anti-Racist Poster: @TheComebackKid
  
• Best TS: @Arkain2K
  
• Worst TS: @Ripskater
  
• Best Thread: OT thread that was up when Homer got banned.
  
• Drunkest poster: @ShinkanPo
  
• Worst user name: @abiG
  
• Best user name: @nostradumbass
  
• Rookie of the Year: @NoDak
  
• Best Feud: @Jack V Savage vs half the WR.
  
• Best Quote: "Noah is the original dr.grant"
  
• Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019: @Hognoxious
  
• Sketch or Sniper? Tough one but going with @sniper

Kurious, what made you pick sniper over me?

 

[Lead]

Kurious, what made you pick sniper over me?

I've been doing an unofficial tally here and it's not looking good man

 

[InternetHero]

Best All Around Poster - Tie, @Kafir-kun and @Son of Jamin (I would consider @Gandhi but he needs to post more, yes, that's a threat! *waves fist*)
Runner Up - @TheGreatA (On certain topics he is "money")
Worst All Around Poster - I love you all, you know it.
Best TS - @Trotsky (His best threads deserve serious consideration even when they are sneaky/deceptive aka strategic from a revolutionary standpoint)
Worst TS - Countless threads about Donald Trump belong here. The War Room is the guilty party...
Best Thread - ??? Like I can remember longer than 5 minutes. I'm into the big picture, not the minutia!
Drunkest poster - That guy with the David Hume Avatar. He cracks me up.
Worst user name - InternetHero
Best user name - @JudoThrowFiasco
""""Rookie"""" of the Year: @NoDak
Best Feud - ??? Anything with @JamesRussler or @Rational Poster
Best Quote - @Kafir-kun "Best Anti-Racist Poster: @TheComebackKid" Not that I think Comeback is really racist, but his attempts to prove otherwise and heal our racial divides are... astounding.
Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019 - Sketch or Sniper? @sniper can never die

 

[Lead]

Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019 - Sketch or Sniper? @sniper can never die

Those were two different categories:

Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019
&
Sketch or Sniper?

 

[Sketch]

I've been doing an unofficial tally here and it's not looking good man

Yeah but the guy holds no real power, hence why he gets the joke and funny votes from people. I'll admit, it still keeps me up at night.

 

[Lubaolong]

You forgot one category: $TACK$ OF CA$H

Paper Club

President

 

[InternetHero]

Those were two different categories:

Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019
&
Sketch or Sniper?

Thanks for the correction/update.

Most Likely to Get Banned @IrriatedHaggis (Easy to pick on a gimmick)

@Snpier , @Sketch needs to train a little more, hopefully with a rousing montage.

 

[InternetHero]

You forgot one category: $TACK$ OF CA$H

Paper Club

President

I was going to @Lubaolong but then I saw it was @Lubaolong so just quoted @Lubaolong because a man this rich clearly deserves a lot of references.

 

[Islam Imamate]

Kurious, what made you pick sniper over me?

He takes himself less seriously and that makes for some fun posting at times. Like I said though it was a close call, ask me next week and maybe I would've picked you.

 

[Gandhi]

• Best All Around Poster: @Gandhi
  
• Worst All Around Poster: @glenwo2
  
• Best Right Wing Poster: @Cuauhtemoc with @TheGreatA and @JudoThrowFiasco as runner ups.
  
• Best Leftist Poster: @Jack V Savage with @Trotsky and @Quipling as runner ups.
• Best Religious Poster: Tie between @InternetHero and @Devout Pessimist
  
• Best Anti-Racist Poster: @TheComebackKid
  
• Best TS: @Arkain2K
  
• Worst TS: @Ripskater
  
• Best Thread: OT thread that was up when Homer got banned.
  
• Drunkest poster: @ShinkanPo
  
• Worst user name: @abiG
  
• Best user name: @nostradumbass
  
• Rookie of the Year: @NoDak
  
• Best Feud: @Jack V Savage vs half the WR.
  
• Best Quote: "Noah is the original dr.grant"
  
• Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019: @Hognoxious
  
• Sketch or Sniper? Tough one but going with @sniper

Great use of best LW and right wing poster!!!

And fine choices To boot

 

[Lubaolong]

I was going to @Lubaolong but then I saw it was @Lubaolong so just quoted @Lubaolong because a man this rich clearly deserves a lot of references.

Thank you, sir.

Your reverence is noted.

 

[Islam Imamate]

Best Quote - @Kafir-kun "Best Anti-Racist Poster: @TheComebackKid" Not that I think Comeback is really racist, but his attempts to prove otherwise and heal our racial divides are... astounding.

 

[dontsnitch]

Those were two different categories:

Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019
&
Sketch or Sniper?

Can you clarify what this even means? For InternetHero's sake, obviously.

 

[InternetHero]

Great use of best LW and right wing poster!!!

And fine choices To boot

Dear diary - I think Gandhi should post more. He is typically insightful and interesting in all matters of opinion. He should at once put down all regards for friends, family, and spirit to invest more time arguing about the size of the Donald's hands on a message board.

Then again, dear diary, maybe he should attend to other matters and hopefully post in his spare time.

Sincerely, @Myself

P.S.

I wonder what @tonni is doing right now, does he know that we are thinking of him? I hope so, I hope so...