Official War Room Awards 2018

[all caps]

I wanna laugh and joke with people. Not at people. I wanna spar and jab with people in a fun way. Not the mean-spirited shit that @Fawlty exemplifies. From what I can tell lots of people agree.

Just do it. Dont allow yourself to get dragged in to it, because it wont end. *protip

 

[Limbo Pete]

Concession accepted.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

You've got some potential there. What's the jersey shore version of posters here?

Palis
Kong
Cincy

Can't think of a 4th

 

[Shoemaker]

At this point you guys are dweeb status for going at it for this long

“This is your brain. This is your brain on the internet.” *turns on the blender and yells profanities*

 

[dontsnitch]

Got a point. It didn't take very long for one of the goons to label you a Holocaust denier

I have half the forum on ignore so not sure what you mean but I've also argued that the earth is flat. Take things you hear with a grain of salt around here, this place ain't big on charitable interpretations.

 

[Lead]

Palis
Kong
Cincy

Can't think of a 4th

Is @Palis Pauly D or the Situation in this?

 

[Trotsky]

Okay, now I think you're trolling.

Dershowitz has said plenty more to criticize this sham investigation (both Dershowitz and Nap are Trump opponents). He is but one of many scholars who have criticized the legality of the Mueller appointment. There are some legitimate questions about the appointment process, and conflicts of interest involved. But there are even more questions about the veracity of the facts used to launch the probe.

None of this is true. And your "many scholars" are two guys, neither of whom are prominent legal scholars. One teaches at....an unranked law school (South Texas Law - Houston? lol). The other teaches in another country and, if you search his name, appears in articles citing him as the lone(ly) legal scholar to have that position. There are no scholars of actual import who believe it's unconstitutional.

Also, lol @ the two Fox News bros being Trump enemies. Dershowitz has publicly represented himself as the preeminent Trump defender in the legal community.

Try this: Would you agree that if—IF—Strzok, Page, Comey, McCabe, Ohr, Brennan, Clapper, and others agreed to a plan to target Trump, for political or personal reasons, using evidence they knew or should have known was false or fabricated, have the progenitors of that investigation committed any crimes? Give me a simple yes or no.

Yes.

 

[grizzard2bid]

Newcomer?

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Is @Palis Pauly D or the Situation in this?

Snooki

Der Eisbar would've been the 4th

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Says Mr. "Stopped reading when it started getting too hard to respond to."

What I'm doing is not wading through your bullshit. What dick tucking is is what happens right now when I challenge you to prove I said what you've attributed to me here. I bet you can't. I bet you won't even try. Dick Tucker. See the difference?

Well, I would normally suggest for you to ignore people who don't make your stay in the WR pleasant, but you're the president now so good luck with that.

As I've always said, we're here for a little mental combat. From what I gathered during the election, people want me to stand up to this pack of assholes. They gang up on folks. I'll step in.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Just do it. Dont allow yourself to get dragged in to it, because it wont end. *protip

It's the year-end awards. Can't I have some fun before my term starts? It's like a last hurrah.

 

[Trotsky]

Der Eisbar would've been the 4th

Now there's a poster that I actually miss. Had a charming routine where he would randomly flip out, publicly proclaim he was putting me on ignore, then publicly proclaim he was taking everyone off ignore, engage in fairly intelligent conversation - some good and some bad - for a few weeks, and then repeat the cycle.

For all his...unfortunate feelings about women and Muslims, he was an interesting kid with a genuinely unique set of policy positions.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Now there's a poster that I actually miss. Had a charming routine where he would randomly flip out, publicly proclaim he was putting me on ignore, then publicly proclaim he was taking everyone off ignore, engage in fairly intelligent conversation - some good and some bad - for a few weeks, and then repeat the cycle.

For all his...unfortunate feelings about women and Muslims, he was an interesting kid with a genuinely unique set of policy positions.

Was that before or after he reminded everyone he was 6'4"?

But, yeah, he had a real multipolar way of posting; and took an extreme route with all his views.

 

[Trotsky]

Bougeois materialism I'm not big on, but wine is aces IMO.

You spelling it "bougeois" makes me think you pronounce it "boo-jwah" which is a pet peeve of mine.

I don't like wine. I'll drink it if there's nothing else and at random times I'll enjoy it, but i much prefer liquor and beer.

 

[Trotsky]

Was that before or after he reminded everyone he was 6'4"?

But, yeah, he had a real multipolar way of posting; and took an extreme route with all his views.

Hmm, I don't think I saw him say anything about his size. The only two posts that I remember, besides random threads against meat consumption generally, was one where he was talking about his sexy older female boss who was a feminist and another one where he posted memes/cartoons depicting killing Muslims while wearing medieval knight armor. And not like an army of attacking Muslims either, but Muslims like eating dinner IIRC.

The second one was very disappointing to me, as I generally don't condone genocide or larping.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Hmm, I don't think I saw him say anything about his size. The only two posts that I remember, besides random threads against meat consumption generally, was one where he was talking about his sexy older female boss who was a feminist and another one where he posted memes/cartoons depicting killing Muslims while wearing medieval knight armor. And not like an army of attacking Muslims either, but Muslims like eating dinner IIRC.

The second one was very disappointing to me, as I generally don't condone genocide or larping.

His Mayberry posting revealed his odd need to reassure himself of his height. I only vaguely remember his deus vult phase when it came to Muslims.

 

[Islam Imamate]

• Best All Around Poster: @Gandhi
  
• Worst All Around Poster: @glenwo2
  
• Best Right Wing Poster: @Cuauhtemoc with @TheGreatA and @JudoThrowFiasco as runner ups.
  
• Best Leftist Poster: @Jack V Savage with @Trotsky and @Quipling as runner ups.
• Best Religious Poster: Tie between @InternetHero and @Devout Pessimist
  
• Best Anti-Racist Poster: @TheComebackKid
  
• Best TS: @Arkain2K
  
• Worst TS: @Ripskater
  
• Best Thread: OT thread that was up when Homer got banned.
  
• Drunkest poster: @ShinkanPo
  
• Worst user name: @abiG
  
• Best user name: @nostradumbass
  
• Rookie of the Year: @NoDak
  
• Best Feud: @Jack V Savage vs half the WR.
  
• Best Quote: "Noah is the original dr.grant"
  
• Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019: @Hognoxious
  
• Sketch or Sniper? Tough one but going with @sniper

 

[Jack V Savage]

What I'm doing is not wading through your bullshit. What dick tucking is is what happens right now when I challenge you to prove I said what you've attributed to me here. I bet you can't. I bet you won't even try. Dick Tucker. See the difference?.

Sure, the difference is that when it's you who doesn't respond to a point, it's right and good and when someone else doesn't dance to your tune, it's dick tucking. Your lack of self-knowledge is comical.

 

[Jack V Savage]

You spelling it "bougeois" makes me think you pronounce it "boo-jwah" which is a pet peeve of mine.

I don't like wine. I'll drink it if there's nothing else and at random times I'll enjoy it, but i much prefer liquor and beer.

Just a typo. I honestly can't remember the last time I said it out loud. But I'd pronounce the "r" if I did.

I like wine and cocktails about equally. Generally have one glass of either (not both) after I'm done working for the day and two on weekends.

 

[Trotsky]

His Mayberry posting revealed his odd need to reassure himself of his height. I only vaguely remember his deus vult phase when it came to Muslims.

That makes sense. Of all the posters to come across here, he most sticks out as a decent guy who was corrupted by his insecurities. Luckily, iirc, he was only like in his early twenties, so he could grow out of it.

Also, at 6'4 he would be the biggest person that @sniper has ever seen, I believe.