Official War Room Awards 2018

You're the deepest one out of them all Mr Low, you fight it, but it only hastens the sliding deep inside of you.... You can't lie to yourself, the masses know of your quench, we can sense your shoulders tremble at the notion of the wanting you have longed for throughout your whole life. The feeling of attaining something only to have it slip away from you. The touch of the lips reaches as it fleetingly escapes your joining. The tinge is so powerful upon approach, but you must accept the beacon of the sapiens delight, the paragon of your archaic genesis is upon you. There is no transgression for such a path Mr. Low.... There will be a hymn to your reality when you finally begin to ascend....

You're best when keeping it to three or less sentences. Just sayin'.


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@Limbo Pete
Best thread title isn't a category?

  • Best All Around Poster
@panamaican
  • Worst All Around Poster
A few months ago this would have been difficult. Then @glenwo2 came along with his unique thin-skinned idiocy. Not only did he routinely shit up threads with egregiously stupid comments and vitriol he ignored more posters in less time than anyone. My favorite was when he ignored @Diamond Jim for making posts about Dems winning elections. In a midterm election thread. Which Diamond Jim made.
  • Best TS
Im not gonna say me, but Arkain ain't coming up with clever titles.
  • Worst TS
@abiG. Doesn't read his own sources half the time. Posts gibberish the rest. Has terrible taste in font colors. Is even worse than SotA at pretending to be Jewish. Also, transparently bumps his own threads every week or so.
  • Best Thread
Cough.
  • Drunkest poster
Cubo talks a good game but @irish_thug is too busy drinking to brag.
  • Worst user name
@Not A Theist . Really? You admit to being a gimmick and eat a ban under ehthiest just to come back with a shittier version of the same name?
  • Best user name
@BEER
  • Rookie of the Year
@NoDak
  • Best Feud
Waiguoren and JVS.
  • Best Quote
Dunno. Been some that made me chuckle but I didn't save any.
  • Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019
One of the mayfly accounts. Dunno, lots of Nov. 2018 shitposters around.
  • Sketch or Sniper?
Sniper.
 
@sodapopinski still is the best poster that doesn't post here anymore

@Madmick for most improved mod, good all-round

@spin_ for most contrarian. Right on quite a few things.

Most narcisstic @Trotsky and @splendica

Hottest tempers (but getting better) @Fawlty and @splendica

Most anti-cop: @JosephDredd and @Leagon

Biggest Trumper @splendica p.s.: commies and extremists in here, don't gulag me or ISIS me if you get power k thx

@Seano , @Lucifer Alpha , @Amerikuracana , @Devout Pessimist - 4 quietly underrated posters IMO

Recently obsessed with white supremacy . . . I want to name names but I'll back away

Taqqiya practicers lol - nvm

The best posters list:

@Ripskater , @Hognoxious , @Contra-dictator , @IngaVovchanchyn , @Warlord Palis , @Don Quixote @uppercutbus , @Cint , @Zer , @JamesRussler , @HockeyBjj , @Bald1 , @Fugazy , @glenwo2 , @Lead , @Revolver , @Peteyandjia , @Arkain2K , @JudoThrowFiasco , @GearSolidMetal , @Lucifer Alpha , @LogicalInsanity , @Teppodama , @Jackie Blue , @Bargey , @bushman505 , @Protectandserve, @dontsnitch , @Cubo de Sangre , @Seano , @irish_thug , @Captain Davis , @EradiatedHaggis , @Whippy McGee , @HunterSdVa29 , @Goonerview , @HereticBD , @Son of Jamin , @Oeshon , @JSN , @WhitebeltXL , @BoxingFan653 , @HeLLMuTT , @Revolver , @Cuzcatlan , @sniper , @Pessimystic , @Devout Pessimist , @Scheme, @Sketch , @DragRacer , @sangreporsangre , @Rematch , @2DUM2TAP , @BearGrounds , @JbModest , @Yorkist , @abiG , @lifelessheap , @Post Mortem , @ElKarlo , @sleepwalk , @The ScorpioN , @Kitafuji , @Ayin , @b-hop , @Rygu , @sublimeonskunk , @TurboHolocaust , @S Class , @Liquid Smoke , @Fedor's NO.1 Fan , @AlexDB9 , @grimballer , @Greoric , @squeezewax , @Seaside , @MadSquabbles500 , @KeepItRealist , @Kvolcom , @tkotom , @Lord Coke , @wufabufa , @grizzard2bid , @Clippy , @TeTe , @Zankou, @Armbars , @TheHigherPower , @Surgetech , @Malvo, @oldshadow, @Rholk, @Cmart , @Dolomite, @evansusmc2, @TheWorm, @mcveteran81, @Strychnine, @GhostZ06 , @InternetHero, @TheGreatA, @Sara, @ShadowRun, @oleDirtyBast4rd , @RR , @dfoster , @Farmer Br0wn, @nostradumbass , @IDL, @Metusalemi, @Prutfis , @pinger , @cincymma79 , @SRN , @lfd0311 , @EL CORINTHIAN , @Happy Man , @Culombo , @Gunny , @Stoic1 , @Chinballs , @cleetus , @Staph infection , @faustian , @Mr Holmes , @Michaelangelo , @phoenixikki , @Tropodan , @loyalyolayal , @SBJJ , @BudKing8806 , @Mark Hunts FIST , @colby25 , @JonesBones , @EL CORINTHIAN , @Rusk , @MusterX

If you didn't make the list you probably get an A for being a progressive with a note of "room for further excellence :)."

There's also a possibility I forgot your name, in which case, my apologies.
 
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  • Drunkest poster
Cubo talks a good game but @irish_thug is too busy drinking to brag.

But who can verify his prowess? @sickc0d3r and I went beer for beer and tequila shot for tequila shot. I know he's legit. @nostradumbass met me for drinks after I'd been on vacation all day, went beer for beer, and the waitress suggested I be the one to drive home. If talk is cheap @irish_thug has empty pockets. :(
 
@sodapopinski still is the best poster that doesn't post here anymore

@Madmick for most improved mod, good all-round

@_spin for most contrarian

Most narcisstic @Trotsky and @splendica

Hottest tempers (but getting better) @Fawlty and @splendica

Most anti-cop: @JosephDredd and @Leagon

Recently obsessed with white supremacy . . . I want to name names but I'll back away

Taqqiya practicers lol - nvm

The best posters list:

@Ripskater , @Hognoxious , @Contra-dictator , @IngaVovchanchyn , @Warlord Palis , @Don Quixote @uppercutbus , @Cint , @Zer , @JamesRussler , @HockeyBjj , @Bald1 , @Fugazy , @glenwo2 , @Lead , @Revolver , @Peteyandjia , @Arkain2K , @JudoThrowFiasco , @GearSolidMetal , @Lucifer Alpha , @LogicalInsanity , @Teppodama , @Jackie Blue , @Bargey , @bushman505 , @serveandprotect @dontsnitch , @Cubo de Sangre , @Seano , @irish_thug , @Captain Davis , @EradiatedHaggis , @Whippy McGee , @HunterSdVa29 , @Goonerview , @HereticBD , @Son of Jamin , @Oeshon , @JSN , @WhitebeltXL , @BoxingFan653 , @HeLLMuTT , @Revolver , @Cuzcatlan , @sniper , @Pessimystic , @Devout Pessimist , @Scheme, @Sketch , @DragRacer , @sangreporsangre , @Rematch , @2DUM2TAP , @BearGrounds , @JbModest , @Yorkist , @abiG , @lifelessheap , @Post Mortem , @ElKarlo , @sleepwalk , @The ScorpioN , @Kitafuji , @Ayin , @b-hop , @Rygu , @sublimeonskunk , @TurboHolocaust , @S Class , @Liquid Smoke , @Fedor's NO.1 Fan , @AlexDB9 , @grimballer , @Greoric , @squeezewax , @Seaside , @MadSquabbles500 , @KeepItRealist , @Kvolcom , @tkotom , @Lord Coke , @wufabufa , @grizzard2bid , @Clippy , @TeTe , @Zankou

If you didn't make the list you probably get an A for being a progressive with a note of "room for further excellence :)."

There's also a possibility I forgot your name, in which case, my apologies.[/USER]

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@Limbo Pete
Best thread title isn't a category?

  • Best All Around Poster
@panamaican
  • Worst All Around Poster
A few months ago this would have been difficult. Then @glenwo2 came along with his unique thin-skinned idiocy. Not only did he routinely shit up threads with egregiously stupid comments and vitriol he ignored more posters in less time than anyone. My favorite was when he ignored @Diamond Jim for making posts about Dems winning elections. In a midterm election thread. Which Diamond Jim made.
  • Best TS
Im not gonna say me, but Arkain ain't coming up with clever titles.
  • Worst TS
@abiG. Doesn't read his own sources half the time. Posts gibberish the rest. Has terrible taste in font colors. Is even worse than SotA at pretending to be Jewish. Also, transparently bumps his own threads every week or so.
  • Best Thread
Cough.
  • Drunkest poster
Cubo talks a good game but @irish_thug is too busy drinking to brag.
  • Worst user name
@Not A Theist . Really? You admit to being a gimmick and eat a ban under ehthiest just to come back with a shittier version of the same name?
  • Best user name
@BEER
  • Rookie of the Year
@NoDak
  • Best Feud
Waiguoren and JVS.
  • Best Quote
Dunno. Been some that made me chuckle but I didn't save any.
  • Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019
One of the mayfly accounts. Dunno, lots of Nov. 2018 shitposters around.
  • Sketch or Sniper?
Sniper.

No way @Not A Theist is @ehtheist, or I've been had.

Good call on the feud though.
 
Too many categories, but I got some nominees.

Best poster: @TheGreatA excellent substance/word count ratio, the complete opposite of @Trotsky , but that's not to nominate him for worst, it fits perfectly. The warroom wouldn't be the same without him. I nominate him for drunkest poster.

Funniest screen name: @JamesRussler along with the custom belt and the former gorilla in a suit avatar.
 
I went through an extensive period of my life where I spent more money on booze than rent. There's a reason I got into brewing.

I quit drinking not too long ago, but I had been spending more on beer than rent since January.

What a blur of a year it's been.
 
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