Appreciate that, man.
So, it's like this. Phr3121 actually got it semi-right earlier (2, not 1 - c'mon, man) and several people already knew (Kafir, Homer, ShinkanPo) including the mod who banned me for posting a spoiler tagged gif of someone, uh, brushing their teeth in the shower. I straight up told him I created another acct - about a month later - and asked him if it was cool. Yup, I just wasn't supposed to mention anything about it.
FWIW the thread topic was some insta-dump worthy "Would you let a tranny babysit your kids?" or some shit, completely avoidable ban on my part and never should've happened. I don't even get yellows. I'm a WR rookie regardless though because I didn't start posting here until this year.