Official War Room Awards 2018

[irish_thug]

Also as winner of least biased 2017, why was my category removed?

Because you were proven to be a partisan hack?

 

[Rational Poster]

I'll drop my two cents the best I can for the picks. Worst TS is a tie. Here we go-

• Best All Around Poster- @NoDak
• Worst All Around Poster- @tkotom
• Best TS- @Arkain2K
• Worst TS- @Amerikuracana @The Big Bang
• Best Thread- @Quipling Mueller thread
• Drunkest poster- No clue.
• Worst user name- @Ripskater (name doesn't match you at all lol)
  
• Best user name- @Rational Poster
• Rookie of the Year @NoDak
  
• Best Feud- Too new to judge
  
• Best Quote- Unsure
• Most Likely to Get Banned in 2019- @zebby23
• Sketch or Sniper? @sniper is peak Fedor level. Need a different matchup for Sketch.

This is actually a good idea. Might have to commit to that. This name is atrocious lol.

I will like any mentions so if you need some likes feel free @Sara

 

[irish_thug]

You're an adult

Debatable

 

[JamesRussler]

He's not wrong. Going blue opened my eyes to a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes.

What goes on behind the scenes?
I sort of had this image of you guys eating cheese puffs, scrolling through report notifications, with Pornhub open in a separate window.

 

[Lead]

I was surprised by @Clippy this year. I wasnt really thinking he would have such a following. After @irish_thug dropped out, I knew another right wing guy would make it. @JamesRussler with his gif game carried it. I really thought it would be @leto1776, but he could devote the time to run a campaign.

Man, we had the same type of views going. Clippy didn't surprise me too much. He had a higher floor and low enough ceiling that middle round seemed possible or likely.

 

[LMP]

Well, it's between you and @Captain Davis bud.

I would go with @Captain Davis, he was a much bigger headline with the Homer shit. @Limbo Pete stays tight lipped about it. I also interact with Cap way more. The dude is solid, no offense limbo.

 

[LMP]

Man, we had the same type of views going. Clippy didn't surprise me too much. He had a higher floor and low enough ceiling that middle round seemed possible or likely.

@luckyshot cock blocked me on the left vote. so close to beating @Clippy out with my cast of voters.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I would go with @Captain Davis, he was a much bigger headline with the Homet shit. @Limbo Pete stays tight lipped about it. I also interact with Cap way more. The dude is solid, no offense limbo.

It's ok, he'd get my vote, too

 

[Trotsky]

Best all around poster: @Trotsky
Most likely to get banned @Trotsky


Let that sink in

something similar to Rational Poster's GOAT level name but I've got to roll with this now.

Haha, no worries. I assumed you were a new account based on JVS's nomination. We're glad to have you. JVS is one of the smartest human beings to follow such undignified blood sport as MMA, so his endorsement is yuge.

@Trotsky extra credit too. I remember reading one of his articles and going, shit, this is like I'm reading a NYT article.

Real talk, this means a lot and you flatter me. I actually take a lot of pride in my writing and get bummed out that I don't get to use it in my job.

 

[Rational Poster]

@RR

Can you solve this word puzzle?

 

[Lead]

@luckyshot cock blocked me on the left vote. so close to beating @Clippy out with my cast of voters.

Yea, I had you making it just because how determined you seemed but Clippy had the crew he needed. You coming that close was actually impressive considering the position you ran you campaign on.

 

[irish_thug]

What goes on behind the scenes?
I sort of had this image of you guys eating cheese puffs, scrolling through report notifications, with Pornhub open in a separate window.

Oh. So you already know. Never mind.

 

[luckyshot]

Least biased @Gandhi.

 

[RR]

@RR

Can you solve this word puzzle?

Naggers

 

[TribalDrumz]

Ripskater aka shitstainer is probably the most annoying religious person in his own bubble on here.

 

[JamesRussler]

I did think Cubos biggest risk was the middle round cause a strong right candidate could've took enough votes away. James didn't perform the way I thought so it became less eventful. Irish would've made it very interesting.

BTW, what was the plan for inviting me into the election? Was I a Manchurian candidate all along?

 

[irish_thug]

I would go with @Captain Davis, he was a much bigger headline with the Homer shit. @Limbo Pete stays tight lipped about it. I also interact with Cap way more. The dude is solid, no offense limbo.

I wouldn't even vote on that one. Both are my buds, we go way back. Totally different situations, Not something I'd even like to see people vote on.

 

[Lead]

Haha, no worries. I assumed you were a new account based on JVS's nomination. We're glad to have you. JVS is one of the smartest human beings to follow such undignified blood sport as MMA, so his endorsement is yuge.



Real talk, this means a lot and you flatter me. I actually take a lot of pride in my writing and get bummed out that I don't get to use it in my job.

For real man. I got half way through one of your articles and had to pause and think how real all this shit was starting to feel because of how well written it was. Those elections get very meta and you added an extra layer.

 

[LMP]

I wouldn't even vote on that one. Both are my buds, we go way back. Totally different situations, Not something I'd even like to see people vote on.

Both are solid guys taking it in stride.

 

[Lead]

BTW, what was the plan for inviting me into the election? Was I a Manchurian candidate all along?

I'd like to say some devious plan but it was mostly that only 4-5 declared and I was worried we wouldn't have a large field. I did think you were game enough to do okay though. Never expected that caliber of gifs and a campaign though. You did good work.

Edit- and Rip was meant to be the Manchurin candidate