*** Official Sherdog Power Slap Discussion ***Power Slap 15 Friday Oct 3 @ 9pm EST (Stream Post #7,792)

[Slapjit]

UFC vs #PowerSlap 2



Last taym oot Yoel Romero beat di bombaclaat oot of mi yute Duane Crespo LMFAOLLL

 

[Slapjit]

Anthony Blackburn a real life Bob's Burger character an' dats all him finna be affi El Perro eats di shot an knock him head in2 di stands



Bro is cooked


#CleanOff

 

[Slapjit]

On Deck for #PowerSlap 13

Luke "Simple Jack3d" Simonds vs Alan "Strikermaurits" Klingbeil 2

Pure slapper vs Clout chaser match. Pure slappers dem got technique pon lock but haffi scrap almost 2x as much fi climb di rankings all part a di game tho



Keys fi catchin' di W:

Strikermaurits alrdy cleaned sum clocks at LHW only lost tuh Luke an' Turp Daddy Slim who been MIA fi while

Bro haffi focus on keepin' him head clear tuh catch di W last taym bro was tryna get hype an' put on a show but ting look like a circus ended up catchin' fouls

Simple Jack3d on a TEAR rn slept evry1 he face except dis yute him jus haffi go deh an slap do him ting shuld win it



Prediction: Luke Simonds by KO rd 2
Confidence: Like 70%

Bro finna tek it easy 1st rd find di range den buss him wid a full power shot rd 2 have bro snorin' Strikermaurits got power but windup is trash Luke's technique is solid

#PowerSlap13 #GlobalPhenomenon #Cardone10x

 

[Uber_Noober]

@BoxerMaurits, I think our good friend and Slap aficionado is saying that there’s a slight resemblance between you and Alan Klingbell.


Maybe one day in the future you’ll post a pic of you with some of these guys.

 

[CdaMMA]

Are there any credible numbers out there about how well powerslap is actually doing? I can't imagine it's doing well

 

[Slapjit]

Are there any credible numbers out there about how well powerslap is actually doing? I can't imagine it's doing well

There are fam but everbadi jus deny dem or seh views an' shares are irrelevant anyway so no point in postin'

Ting gwan well tho fam thx fi n dem got oil money now

 

[CdaMMA]

There are fam but everbadi jus deny dem or seh views an' shares are irrelevant anyway so no point in postin'

Ting gwan well tho fam thx fi n dem got oil money now

Could you do me a big favor and stop writing like a complete retard? Thanks..

 

[Slapjit]

Could you do me a big favor and stop writing like a complete retard? Thanks..

Mad bigoted broski half di forum is Canadan

U h8rs all di same smdh

 

[mangokush]

Powerslap would be better if the slappers could slap each other at the same time
Would be better to watch

Watching one person slap then another person slap is boring
Having both fighters slap at the same time would make it better

 

[Pittie Petey]

My homie Big Juicy is locked in and ready to compete at the next big slapping spectacular so you would all be wise to get your bets in early and often before the odds go through the roof!

 

[Slapjit]

Powerslap would be better if the slappers could slap each other at the same time
Would be better to watch

Watching one person slap then another person slap is boring
Having both fighters slap at the same time would make it better

Dats Slap Boxing tho fam

Ting like Saiyan MMA be bettah if dem jus stand an' bang or weightlifting bettah if dem do max bench too

at dat point its a different sport entirely fam

 

[Slapjit]

My homie Big Juicy is locked in and ready to compete at the next big slapping spectacular so you would all be wise to get your bets in early and often before the odds go through the roof!

Yooooooo dats

Islanders got a 3x stat buff iono who him scrappin' wid but Big Juicy a fi certain

Lookin' forward tuh our future collabs Pete

#BigManTing

 

[Slapjit]

Wi a sport a di educated

Day b4 Dustin an' Max Scrap fi di fakeazz bmf strap di real BMF title finna be on di line

 

[BoxerMaurits]

@BoxerMaurits, I think our good friend and Slap aficionado is saying that there’s a slight resemblance between you and Alan Klingbell.
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Maybe one day in the future you’ll post a pic of you with some of these guys.

Hahaha, BoxerMaurits would knock SlapStrikerMaurits spark out, BOSH

 

[Uber_Noober]

Hahaha, BoxerMaurits would knock SlapStrikerMaurits spark out, BOSH

 

[Slapjit]

dem announce #PowerSlap14 main card mi yute Struggle Face finally catchin' a break gwan fi di HW Strap

NGL mi nuh like di precedent set by rematches but dem solid scraps anyway all good



4 title scraps fi #PowerSlap13
3 fi #PowerSlap 14

#UFCisDying

 

[Slapjit]

Lots of wrasslers signin' up fi slaps

 

[Slapjit]

h8rs are sissies

 

[Slapjit]

ON DECK FOR #PowerSlap13
James "Seek and Destroy" Siekmann vs Pono "Da Hawaiian Assassin" Pau 2

Dem alrdy scrap Pono's good arm was all mash up tho so bro went lefty an' got slept

Dis taym both at 100%



Last taym oot Pono caught a L but bro had a low-T vibez clinically speakin' hope him got ting fixed.

Siekmann a future champ an' alrdy slept mi yute Struggle Face who gwan fi di strap at #PowerSlap14 iono how dat work but iight guess momentum factored in




Prediction: Siekmann via KO rd 3
Confidence: Like 95% (round like 60%)

Siekmann got a solid slap an' good technique bro took a long layoff tho so might be rusty

Low T mek di defensive brace weak af tho wuldn't be surprised if ting ended 1st slap

#PowerSlap

 

[Slapjit]

One Slap Medevac shuld be trademarked ngl



Bro finna avenge him older bruddah end a di month



#DagestanOfPowerSlap