*** Official Sherdog Power Slap Discussion ***Power Slap 14 Friday July 18 @ 9pm EST (Stream Post #7,792)

[Slapjit]

Who cares.

Just came here because I was at the LFA fights and my brother said "yo Austin is fighting what if we see Paige." Ironically when we were on the elevator Paige got on. As we rode down she had a shit eating grin on her face and was side eyeing me and my friend on the sides of her as if she was waiting for someone to notice and say something. Us being Alphas ignored her picking up on what she was doing. You can tell she is full of herself and really ain't nothin special in person. Not saying she is ugly but if you walked by her and she wasn't Paige you'd thinking nothing of it.

h8r

 

[Slapjit]

Interested about those "defense nuances" in a sport where you cant flinch, tuck your chin, nothing, eyes open or closed is as far as it goes.

Gotchu fam here a post mi mek when LostMyBlackBelt got confuse on di same topic bro suggested a new sport but ting sound like str8 azz ngl ting in English but u a smart guy yuh got dis broski

That was such a silly thing to say as there was not been any depth to flatulence. Possibly you was possess old school #MMAPuritan beliefs which making you not able to have understanding of nuance in the #growingsport

There was exist several type of slap:
-overhand slap
-baseball pitch slap
-traditional slap
-Mojito slap
-Accelerated Bitch slap (excellent for to throwing off the opponent's timing)
-Hook (used mainly by strong waisted SHWs to maintain balance)

Plus count modifiers
-On 1 slap
-On 1 no measure slap
-On 2
-On 3

Wind-up modifier
-Loose windup
-Fast windup
-Normal windup
-No telegraph
-StrikerMaurits style
-Squat
-Jewel Scott style

That it was 168 techniques SO FAR fam. The offensive side of the game has continue to evolve with each event

Plus dozens of combinations of defensive tactics. Turtle brace, roll, valsalva, drop-step-turnaround (DST), psyche outs, etc. Each of them was can be used in combination with one each other or by themselves.

My favorite is the Rod Alivi Roll, which it was perfectly timed roll with option to perform DST when bro he was gets cracked and does not want to become drop:



Then you add in stat multiplications:
-Polynesian
-Combat sports experience
-Dat dawg in em
-Multiple children
-Face art
-Been hit with bat

Recovery techniques....etc.


Literally hundreds of thousands of factors to consider, and growing with each event.

Lmk if this was ok or if you was in need of more information my #UFCFriend
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#StopSportcism #aparthoodiswrong
#SportcismGoodbye2025

 

[ultra321]

LMFAOLLL fam ting haffi be a troll account no way u non-ironically not votin' fi Dreyga bro's legit

Dreyga is a bum... But at least he speaks english...

 

[KoChang]

Why does she have fat, old lady arms now?

 

[Crash-override]

do people really think these online rasta translators are funny?

I guess sub 80 I.Q's do

 

[haj02]

This is TS...

M Dot way more acquainted with Jamaican culture than this guy who speaks some weird half patios, half uk, half us slang.

 

[Slapjit]

This is TS...

Bro sounds good ting low-key but real talks bro would get destroyed if we battle

 

[Slapjit]

M Dot way more acquainted with Jamaican culture than this guy who speaks some weird half patios, half uk, half us slang.

Mi always keep it a buck fifty

 

[Slapjit]

I guess sub 80 I.Q's do

H8r

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

PVZ gwaan fi di KO tomorrow morning



Cliffs:
-Gyal workin' on her offense, tryna get di knockout fi certain
-Lots of nuances inni di defense department but she workin'
-Learned a lot in her last outing finna capitalize wif better strats

Ting is Mrs. Dodson lifts so ting prolly be a factor




Don't forget to watch di ting bring oot di Lucky Charms or egg whites if u tryna get shredded cuz ting at 9am LAX/12pm TDot



So what 6ixdog tinkin'? KO or nah?

How do you even dress worse then the Dodsons?
Everything is just wrong and I kinda love them for it!
Just nerds living their best lives with no care in the world!

 

[usernamee]

Who cares.

Just came here because I was at the LFA fights and my brother said "yo Austin is fighting what if we see Paige." Ironically when we were on the elevator Paige got on. As we rode down she had a shit eating grin on her face and was side eyeing me and my friend on the sides of her as if she was waiting for someone to notice and say something. Us being Alphas ignored her picking up on what she was doing. You can tell she is full of herself and really ain't nothin special in person. Not saying she is ugly but if you walked by her and she wasn't Paige you'd thinking nothing of it.

Sounds more like you two are insecure bums who didn't even dare to say anything if you wanted to then goes back home to write some shit online about her... pretty pathetic

 

[StanTheMan]

WTF does finna mean? I am seeing this fooking word everywhere and its starting to grate. Bloody youth.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

No need to get slapped for money when you can get ________ for money
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Is that someones grandma?
Great counter to the Dodsons clothiere though!

 

[Crash-override]

H8r

Hater of stupid? Yup

 

[Crash-override]

I hated it for the longest time, but now somehow get triggered on the odd occasion when he decides to write normally lol.

My 12 yr old daughter does this... shows the maturity level around here

 

[Captain Tenneal]

WTF does finna mean? I am seeing this fooking word everywhere and its starting to grate. Bloody youth.

Fittin to

I think

 

[Slapjit]

Hater of stupid? Yup

 

[RedDevilFan]

She would make more money on only fans dancing in panties, I do not get it.

Also, when did this abomination become a sport or actually cool. Dana is a neanderthal for bringing this garbage to the masses.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

WTF does finna mean? I am seeing this fooking word everywhere and its starting to grate. Bloody youth.

it's urban slang for "fixing to" which in itself means "getting ready to"

 

[Jon's Drug Dealer]

From making people power slap their genitals to her softcore porn, to power slapping John Dodson's wife.