Official NBA Playoffs thread v9 - Someone open the Lab

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Who wins game 2?

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Revolver said:
lmao, faust is the equivalent of an ex gf stalking your social media accounts and then telling her friends that you're doing terrible.
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Yeah it's not like LeBald is on the national stage right now. I guess watching the Finals = stalking lmao
 
faustian said:
Yeah it's not like LeBald is on the national stage right now. I guess watching the Finals = stalking lmao
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But you're not just watching. Just look at your post history. It's kind of sad tbh.
 
Faust post bern era heat is fine, hes actually objective

It was egregious when bern WAS on the heat and he denied the blatant flopping and whining and offensive fouls.

Glad u came to the light my dude
 
HunterSdVa29 said:
Faust post bern era heat is fine, hes actually objective

It was egregious when bern WAS on the heat and he denied the blatant flopping and whining and offensive fouls.

Glad u came to the light my dude
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Nope Gunt any critique of LeBald, especially if you use science = psycho ex-gf

LOL
 
tbf to Revo and Kahl tho I think they actually believed me when I said I think LeBeta losing these Finals would drop him out of top 5 all-time
 
I still love the post finals meltdown, particularly the random inclusion of "fucking traffic on the broward expressway" or whatnot
Hahaha
 
No one can ever forget this.

faustian said:
Well I don't eveNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING OBAMA AND CRAMPS AND GLOBAL WARMING LUXURY TAX SCAM GODDAMN REVENUE SHARING LIBERAL BULLSHIT WITH THE AMNESTY AND MIKE MILLER AND INJURIES CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE STUPID SPOBOT NOT BENCHING BIBBY UNTIL GAME 6 GODDAMN GAY RODEO SEBASTIAN DE LA CRUZ WITH THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION THEY FUCKING TOOK OUR JERBS WADE TOO LAZY FAT TO GET NAZI KNEE SURGERY WORRIED ABOUT DEM HOES DONALDO WAS FRAMED AND JOEL ANTHONY CANADIAN BULLSHIT AND I MEAN ITS 2014 FIX YOUR FUCKING STADIUM GET SOME A/C UP IN THIS BITCH WITH THE BATS AND SHIT GINOBILI DOOOAAAHHH ED MALLOY DERELICT RAZOR FAUST WITH THE INJURIES JUST WHEN FUCKING TYREKE EVANS FINALLY SHOWING 1ST ROUND VALUE STUPID SPO TRAP DEFENSE AND THE TALIBAN AND SHIT COME ON MAN FUUUUUUCCCCKKK BERRRRRNNNNN NOOOOOO AND THEN WITH THE SAUCES MULTIPLE BROUSSARD AND PUA GOSAL LAKERS ASTERISKS FUCKING FOSTER LAX MCCAULEY SHOULD'VE IGNORED WAINGRO GODDAMN PEDS SPURS WITH THEIR FOREIGNERS AND OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS AND FUCKING MITT ROMNEY AND CURRENT ACCOUNT DEFICIT AND TAXES FUKING WALLSTREET I LIED ABOUT MY CRIMINAL HISTORY ON MY LAW SCHOOL APPLICATION 8 YEARS AGO AND THE FUCKING 826 ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND DAN GILBERT'S SON FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUUU YOU LITTLE FREAK RIGGED DRAFT PICKS ANTHONY BENNETT WITH BETA CANADA GONNA GET TAKEN OVER BY CHINA AND HILLARY CLINTON NOOOOOO YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP PAT RILEY YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOOOOOOOOOO DIRK WAS KICKING HIS LEG OUT EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN TIME IT SHOULD'VE BEEN OFFENSIVE FOUL OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S ALL OVER AND JONATHAN MARTIN I'M ALWAYS GETTING INTERNET BULLIED ON SHERDOG AND SHIT AND RAZOR FAUST NEVER GETS A TOP DRAFT PICK FUCKING RIGGED BULLSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was a difficult time for me you barbarian
 
faustian said:
Yeah but it's a douchey thing to say and comes off dumb. All we know for certain is that Jordan was there for the '95 yoffs and his Cows got besmirched by a team that the Rocks then LeBroomed. What if they were able to retain Ho Grant? That's not a guarantee of anything since the Rocks were the one team at that time who were truly a bad matchup for Chicago. 1st 3peat Cows with Ho were 2-6 vs Houston from '91-94, they simply had no answer for Hakeem

And at the end of the day it's really just disrespectful to the Rocks and Hakeem. To suggest that they somehow had an easy road to their rings when really that couldn't be any further from the truth. '95 Rocks -- road underdog in every series -- took out the 60 win Jizz, 59 win Sons, 62 win Spuds, 57 win Tragic, unprecedented performance, and they only got better as the yoffs progressed. By the Finals they were in such a zone that it might not have mattered who their opponent was
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Not to mention that while 91-93 Hakeem was great, 94-96 was his absolute peak.

The Bulls faced laughably weak centers in the finals like Divac, Duckworth and Joe fucking Klein. From that to facing prime Hakeem would have been devastating for them.

That 95 team is still incredible. They don't get enough credit for beating the Spuds though. People forget that they were EVERYONE'S pick to win it all. And they played like it too.
 
So Robershit is gonna be a FA and there's talks of him getting upwards of $18 mil/yr

Blunder's payroll will already look like this next season:

Bronk $28.5
Adam $22.5
Oladildo $21.0
Canter $17.9

Just imagine adding Robershit at $18.0 lmfao
 
faustian said:
tbf to Revo and Kahl tho I think they actually believed me when I said I think LeBeta losing these Finals would drop him out of top 5 all-time
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To drop out of the top 5 all time means he was a top 5 player at one time. Just lol.

1- MJ
2- Kareem
3- Magic
4- Wilt
5- Kobe/Shaq/Duncan.

So at best Lebron us fringe top ten.
 
faustian said:
So Robershit is gonna be a FA and there's talks of him getting upwards of $18 mil/yr

Blunder's payroll will already look like this next season:

Bronk $28.5
Adam $22.5
Oladildo $21.0
Canter $17.9

Just imagine adding Robershit at $18.0 lmfao
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He has no offensive game. I dont think he gets anywhere near $18 million a season.
 
faustian said:
So Robershit is gonna be a FA and there's talks of him getting upwards of $18 mil/yr

Blunder's payroll will already look like this next season:

Bronk $28.5
Adam $22.5
Oladildo $21.0
Canter $17.9

Just imagine adding Robershit at $18.0 lmfao
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FIVE 17+ mil players on the same team and Chuckbrick still got bounced in the first round, smfh
 
1 - MJ
2 - Dion
3 - Seikaly
4 - Glen Rice
5 - Dave Wade
6 - Zo
7 - Tim Hardaway
8 - Udonis Haslem
9 - PJ Brown

10 is a tossup between LeBald and Jamal Mashburn
 
faustian said:
1 - MJ
2 - Dion
3 - Seikaly
4 - Glen Rice
5 - Dave Wade
6 - Zo
7 - Tim Hardaway
8 - Udonis Haslem
9 - PJ Brown

10 is a tossup between LeBald and Jamal Mashburn
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it's great that you consider MJ a Miami Heat player since they're the only other team that retired his jersey.
 
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