Official Judo Thread VIII

On a side note, we had some crack whore come up to our practice crying and wanting to hide in our club. This was doing CSW, in fact, I was starting to get my flow going.

Her BF aka Pimp punched her and threw her out of the car. 6'2 black guy with long dreads so we where all on the lookout.

I wasn't worried but I had my 2 year old with me. I took her into the office and grabbed my concealed carry pistol with another magazine from my gym bag. She mentioned her boyfriend had two guns in his car... Great...

Friends called the cops but DAMN did it feel like an eternity for them to arrive. I'm just glad I had something to defend my self, but number 1 rule in a gun fight (besides bring a gun) is to have a friend with a gun. I would of felt better having a partner just in case they had a long gun with them.

God damn criminals! They disturbing my lessons man...
 
On a side note, we had some crack whore come up to our practice crying and wanting to hide in our club. This was doing CSW, in fact, I was starting to get my flow going.

Her BF aka Pimp punched her and threw her out of the car. 6'2 black guy with long dreads so we where all on the lookout.

I wasn't worried but I had my 2 year old with me. I took her into the office and grabbed my concealed carry pistol with another magazine from my gym bag. She mentioned her boyfriend had two guns in his car... Great...

Friends called the cops but DAMN did it feel like an eternity for them to arrive. I'm just glad I had something to defend my self, but number 1 rule in a gun fight (besides bring a gun) is to have a friend with a gun. I would of felt better having a partner just in case they had a long gun with them.

God damn criminals! They disturbing my lessons man...

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On a side note, we had some crack whore come up to our practice crying and wanting to hide in our club. This was doing CSW, in fact, I was starting to get my flow going.

Her BF aka Pimp punched her and threw her out of the car. 6'2 black guy with long dreads so we where all on the lookout.

I wasn't worried but I had my 2 year old with me. I took her into the office and grabbed my concealed carry pistol with another magazine from my gym bag. She mentioned her boyfriend had two guns in his car... Great...

Friends called the cops but DAMN did it feel like an eternity for them to arrive. I'm just glad I had something to defend my self, but number 1 rule in a gun fight (besides bring a gun) is to have a friend with a gun. I would of felt better having a partner just in case they had a long gun with them.

God damn criminals! They disturbing my lessons man...

Should have just Osoto Gari'd him.
 
hey, good ole boys are some of the nicest people you could have as neighbors.
 

Well Goddamn that is a lot of Freedom in just one gif ... How does a Bulgarian learn to speak Freedom so fluently!
 
True that! Plus, they give you free venison or boar meat.

Ong: I used to think the same thing when I moved here from Europe, now it's part of my life. I like having it around for situations I was just in.

I live out in the country now, yesterday I was walking my daughter and I can hear people target practicing. The kids in our neighborhood development didn't even care.

Now when I lived in a city like D.C., Norfolk, and once in London, and heard a gun shot...that would get me nervous.
 
or boar meat

goddamn boars, i dunno what happened, but those fuckers are spreading everywhere now, its an epidemic.

its like deep within every pig, no matter how many generations theyve been raised by gentle human hand, there resides a heart of darkness. and when they escape, they shed their pale masques that imitate natural life, like the worm that walks, acquiring a hoary demonic mein, alien intelligence, and maleficent intent.
 
True that! Plus, they give you free venison or boar meat.

Ong: I used to think the same thing when I moved here from Europe, now it's part of my life. I like having it around for situations I was just in.

I live out in the country now, yesterday I was walking my daughter and I can hear people target practicing. The kids in our neighborhood development didn't even care.

Now when I lived in a city like D.C., Norfolk, and once in London, and heard a gun shot...that would get me nervous.
I love hunting and back home we use to go with the cousins boar hunting in the winter, waist deep in snow.
And now in Mexico I feel nervous going outside of Mexico City without a gun. Would love to have my hunting rifle here...
 
We've established that a handgun is the ultimate solution in Judo. Say what you will about the apartheid, oligarchy, zealotry, and all the baby boomers waddling around squandering the next three generations wealth - I still love this country.
 
I swear to God, sometimes I picture living in the states and having neighbours like this:

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Only in states that tried to secede during the Civil War. And Kentucky.
 
goddamn boars, i dunno what happened, but those fuckers are spreading everywhere now, its an epidemic.

its like deep within every pig, no matter how many generations theyve been raised by gentle human hand, there resides a heart of darkness. and when they escape, they shed their pale masques that imitate natural life, like the worm that walks, acquiring a hoary demonic mein, alien intelligence, and maleficent intent.

That's the best description of a Texas Grizzly that I've ever heard.
 
goddamn boars, i dunno what happened, but those fuckers are spreading everywhere now, its an epidemic.
No kidding, this morning on the way back from the post office I see 3 piglets playing near the playground my daughter and I frequent. I know mama wasn't far so that was concerning since it was so damned close to where kids play. I've been charged by a 500 lb boar, that was probably the fastest i've ever ran! I'm glad I had a 40 meter head start!

I love hunting and back home we use to go with the cousins boar hunting in the winter, waist deep in snow.
And now in Mexico I feel nervous going outside of Mexico City without a gun. Would love to have my hunting rifle here...

Mexico...you brave soul. I'm a native Californian before moving to England. Tijuana used to be fun until the cartel came along.


On a side note:
I was going to Osoto Gari this pimp if he showed up looking for his whore but I was waiting on the debate about reaping the knee to finish, I don't want to ruin my form.
 
On a side note, we had some crack whore come up to our practice crying and wanting to hide in our club. This was doing CSW, in fact, I was starting to get my flow going.

Her BF aka Pimp punched her and threw her out of the car. 6'2 black guy with long dreads so we where all on the lookout.

I wasn't worried but I had my 2 year old with me. I took her into the office and grabbed my concealed carry pistol with another magazine from my gym bag. She mentioned her boyfriend had two guns in his car... Great...

Friends called the cops but DAMN did it feel like an eternity for them to arrive. I'm just glad I had something to defend my self, but number 1 rule in a gun fight (besides bring a gun) is to have a friend with a gun. I would of felt better having a partner just in case they had a long gun with them.

God damn criminals! They disturbing my lessons man...



Damn that's crazy.

Glad the situation played out peacefully. We need more people like you in the world. Good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns.
 
Ya no kidding!

I'm 5'4, how am I supposed to Osoto a guy that is 6'2!

At least if a brawl was to happen, I had 3 heavy weight grapplers, a las that is a killer in nogi, and a BJJ Black belt who is also a CSW instructor.

Glad I didn't have to Han Solo a mofo!
 
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