News Official Giveaway: Why Do YOU Deserve A Shadface Pillow??? **POLL NOW OPEN**

[Arqueto]

My dog needs a new pillow, he's been through the ringer lately poor lad, plus I like to get stoned and use pillows a LOT

Your old fella definitely deserves a Shadface pillow bro.

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

I nominate @Lee Murray - it would definitely cheer him up in Morocco.

Plus his stories were fun.

I was asking ex if she knew in what prison he is or if she could find out but she had never heard of him. Got me a bit sad

 

[CerebralKnievel]

My wife did a runner when I was at work, she cleared my bank account and cleared the house, cutlery, cushions, dog, everything. So friends and family rallied round and I have things like cutlery and non-matching crap cushions, this cushion would look awesome and would instantly become the best thing in my house.

Or give to either @PurpleStorm or @BroRogan my vote for my top two goat nice guy sherbros

Are we cousins..?

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

My wife did a runner when I was at work, she cleared my bank account and cleared the house, cutlery, cushions, dog, everything. So friends and family rallied round and I have things like cutlery and non-matching crap cushions, this cushion would look awesome and would instantly become the best thing in my house.

Or give to either @PurpleStorm or @BroRogan my vote for my top two goat nice guy sherbros

Sounds like you are better off without that bitch.

 

[Buff]

I was asking ex if she knew in what prison he is or if she could find out but she had never heard of him. Got me a bit sad

She really didn't serve any useful purpose in retrospect, did she?

 

[Ace70 V2]

I don't deserve it per say. But give it to me anyways. Or you get touched with the jab sir.

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

She really didn't serve any useful purpose in retrospect, did she?

She is really beautiful but at least banged her loads. No regrets. Except when she called the cops on me and made up some bs story. They drove me to the station and got beaten up by a few cops and a can of mace was emptied straight to my face then moved over 1 night stripped down to isolation cell in an insane asylum. That was odd.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Are we cousins..?

Lol pretty much, I’ve seen you around and you’re a good poster, must be in the dna fam.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Sounds like you are better off without that bitch.

Oh a million percent mate. Pretty easy way to end a marriage really, after that she can fuck off and die for all I care. Those mismatching cushions though, still haunts me to this day.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Lol pretty much, I’ve seen you around and you’re a good poster, must be in the dna fam.

I'm going to interpret that as "good" relative to the sherdog status quo so as to keep my expectations of myself reasonably low.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

She is really beautiful but at least banged her loads. No regrets. Except when she called the cops on me and made up some bs story. They drove me to the station and got beaten up by a few cops and a can of mace was emptied straight to my face then moved over 1 night stripped down to isolation cell in an insane asylum. That was odd.

Im pretty sure you would now be blind.

 

[Buff]

Im pretty sure you would now be blind.

I'm his homie irl... I think there's a slight translation issue on the "emptied" part, but the overall story is sadly true.

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

Im pretty sure you would now be blind.

It was a small can and when I was out the black jacked was all in white liquid and when I walked home I went to the mirror my eyes were all puffy and I head red rings around my eyes

 

[CerebralKnievel]

I'm his homie irl... I think there's a slight translation issue on the "emptied" part, but the overall story is sadly true.

Sounds like a great night spent building lasting memories. This can's for you, bro!

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Odd you should mention... Last time he was at my place, the cops were called on us then too.

Must be a coincidence.

You need to close the curtains in the basement when you let The Gimp out to stretch his legs.

 

[Buff]

u know those moments when u wake up in your room having no idea where u at for like 10 seconds? Now imagine waking up like that and seeing that pillow

Because I thought Eddie "I really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do I" Alvarez would beat Conor handily. Still hurts to this day.

I need that pillow..

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Because it would absolutely infuriate my wife as I make sure it is always present on the couch when we have company over

My wife did a runner when I was at work, she cleared my bank account and cleared the house, cutlery, cushions, dog, everything. So friends and family rallied round and I have things like cutlery and non-matching crap cushions, this cushion would look awesome and would instantly become the best thing in my house.

Or give to either @PurpleStorm or @BroRogan my vote for my top two goat nice guy sherbros

lol. I deserve that sadass pillow because I honestly don’t give a fuck to have such trash in my house. Is this a joke??

Thanks for the kind words @weaselkenievil. Have a great weekend.

Buff's Shadstore > UFC store

Everyone deserves a pillow like this.

Just imagine the look on my wife’s face when she gets that, and only that, for Mother’s Day.

Thanks man!

Because I need to put my dick in it whilst watching UFC pay per view for free

Edit: I don't stream , and do not have IPTV, because my mom won't let me..

I am currently sleeping with no pillow, guy, please pimp my bed!

.... I need that pillow and all the perks it comes with...

Appreciated!

I always feel the more MMA folks watch the better off we and the orgs are. Share the luv, fun and blood!

Shadface is something I would have never expected to have such a legacy. It is without a doubt one of the highlight moments of this community.

So much luv for muh fellow shoopers (and scrapin fans as well).

Hope you’re well homey. Cheers

I deserve it because I consistently read comments from demented and deranged members like Brasil Wand, but for some reason continue to come back to this forum daily.

I'm a sick man.

This pillow would look great on the alter of the @CTEGod

You guys are all contestants... Congratulations on coming this close.

@bigwaverider is also included via @Arqueto... Sadly there wasnt space for @Lee Murray and one or two others.... Its my poll.

Good luck homies.

 

[Wreckless]

You guys are all contestants... Congratulations on coming this close.

@bigwaverider is also included via @Arqueto... Sadly there wasnt space for @Lee Murray and one or two others.... Its my poll.

Good luck homies.

I don't mind giving away my, bro. I just commented in the thread but didn't think I would be added. You can give it to one of the other guys if it's not too late.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

 

[Lasse Stefanz]

I'm not in the actual poll. Just my luck, makes me deserve the pillow all the more.

 

[BangBang]

Voted for @Espresso

Mainly because he's homeless and sleeps on a shopping trolley. Pimp his bed!