New England - Fuck these guys. They'll probably win the super bowl. Oakland - They're fucked now. Pittsburg - Ben Roethlisberger is a Rapist and they are losing in the playoffs. Houston - Their division sucks. Kansas City - That running back they have is fast as fuck and they might win a few playoff games. Miami - Gay. Baltimore - Lots of crime and riots going on in the city. Tennessee - fucking blew it. Denver - Should have gone with Paxton Lynch. Waste of a year. Indianapolis - Gold fell in their butthole with Andrew Luck and somehow they are fucking it up so bad. Buffalo - Should have gone to Toronto where the vibe is cooler. Cincinnatii - No one can spell this stupid city. San Diego - Does Philip Rivers suck now or something? Wasn't he hot shit not too long ago? New York Jets - Dog Shit. Jacksonville - Retards. Cleveland - I was rooting so hard for you to lose 16 games. Sad that you won but congrats on shining a big turd. Dallas - They might make the super bowl. Probably not. Atlanta - I forgot they were a team, good for them for doing well I guess. Seattle - They Pipe in crowd noise from the speakers but whatever. Green Bay - Aaron Rodgers is an asshole fuck this team. New York Giants -- A good chance of winning the superbowl in epic fashion or they might lose in the first round in a game where it looks like they didn't even mentally show up and Manning doesn't give a shit. Detroit - Matthew Stafford looks like he's throwing a baseball. This team will lose. Washington - This team is retarded. Tampa Bay - Nobody cares. New Orleans - Is Drew Brees still the quarterback? I've haven't seen anything about this team this year. Minnesota - Sam Bradford has a viking horn shaped buttplug in all of your assholes. Arizona - Even when this team is good we don't think much of it. Carolina - Cam dresses in silly ways. Philadelphia - Worst fans ever, deserving of having a losing team. Los Angeles - Jeff Fisher seems like a great guy. Chicago - Jay Cutler San Francisco - Fired Harbaugh but stuck by Kaepernick. They've made some bad decisions. Also, lots of homeless people hanging out in the stadiium all the time now.