Official 2016 Season wrap up review on your favorite team

[Official]

New England - Fuck these guys. They'll probably win the super bowl.
Oakland - They're fucked now.
Pittsburg - Ben Roethlisberger is a Rapist and they are losing in the playoffs.
Houston - Their division sucks.
Kansas City - That running back they have is fast as fuck and they might win a few playoff games.
Miami - Gay.
Baltimore - Lots of crime and riots going on in the city.
Tennessee - fucking blew it.
Denver - Should have gone with Paxton Lynch. Waste of a year.
Indianapolis - Gold fell in their butthole with Andrew Luck and somehow they are fucking it up so bad.
Buffalo - Should have gone to Toronto where the vibe is cooler.
Cincinnatii - No one can spell this stupid city.
San Diego - Does Philip Rivers suck now or something? Wasn't he hot shit not too long ago?
New York Jets - Dog Shit.
Jacksonville - Retards.
Cleveland - I was rooting so hard for you to lose 16 games. Sad that you won but congrats on shining a big turd.

Dallas - They might make the super bowl. Probably not.
Atlanta - I forgot they were a team, good for them for doing well I guess.
Seattle - They Pipe in crowd noise from the speakers but whatever.
Green Bay - Aaron Rodgers is an asshole fuck this team.
New York Giants -- A good chance of winning the superbowl in epic fashion or they might lose in the first round in a game where it looks like they didn't even mentally show up and Manning doesn't give a shit.
Detroit - Matthew Stafford looks like he's throwing a baseball. This team will lose.
Washington - This team is retarded.
Tampa Bay - Nobody cares.
New Orleans - Is Drew Brees still the quarterback? I've haven't seen anything about this team this year.
Minnesota - Sam Bradford has a viking horn shaped buttplug in all of your assholes.
Arizona - Even when this team is good we don't think much of it.
Carolina - Cam dresses in silly ways.
Philadelphia - Worst fans ever, deserving of having a losing team.
Los Angeles - Jeff Fisher seems like a great guy.
Chicago - Jay Cutler
San Francisco - Fired Harbaugh but stuck by Kaepernick. They've made some bad decisions. Also, lots of homeless people hanging out in the stadiium all the time now.

 

[TeTe]

Indianapolis - Gold fell in their butthole with Andrew Luck and somehow they are fucking it up so bad.

Well, yeah. They need better coaching for one. They upgraded their talent on their O-line but they still can't play well together. They need a big signing for the line this offseason to play with Ryan Kelly and Costanzo.

They also need to draft a big playmaker on defense. Someone who can plug the holes.

Lastly, they need to start searching for a replacement for Gore.

oh, and better coaching.

 

[Dizzy]

Eh, Denver was sitting in a great spot at 7-3 before everything went to shit. Siemian played his share of decent and awful but watching Lynch was nearly all awful outside of the Bengals game.

 

[emceeGRENDEL]

ever since they tore down Candlestick, the 49ers hopes went right along with it.