*** Official 2016 NBA Offseason Thread v 2.0: What now? ***

[Palpatine]

 

[wlu29]

You forgot the three stars at the end of the thread title

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Chandler parsons is a scrub

 

[KillerElite]

Prepare thy Booty.
The second coming of Allen Iverson is coming.

KAY FELDER WILL BE GOING TO THE DEFENDING CHAMPS

He will enhanced with the JUICE

Which created this man

THE JUICE and FELDER WILL COMBINE TO CREATE THIS MAN

 

[Gus Fring]

Just a couple of GOATs here

 

[The One True]

Just a couple of GOATs here

goat overload. two of the top 5 humans on earth having dinner together

 

[KillerElite]

Ben Simmons get sonned by lebron. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/lebron-ben-simmons-champion-trophy-good-talk

 

[auger38]

Not going through the old thread, not sure if this was posted or not.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

goat overload. two of the top 5 humans on earth having dinner together

Jackie Chan is a straight CAN

 

[auger38]

Jackie Chan is a straight MAN. I, on the other hand, am a bicurious can.

 

[kuromusha]

Really glad Ingram is on the Lakes. Reminds me a bit of Duncan with his stoic demeanor.

 

[The One True]

Jackie Chan is a straight CAN

says the guy with a bobbie brawler av

jackie chan is an ATG martial artist and actor. bobbie would get buried alive

rush hour trilogy is in any top 10 film list

 

[KillerElite]

Really glad Ingram is on the Lakes. Reminds me a bit of Duncan with his stoic demeanor.

Maybe but No one is Duncan. Bro is a silent badass with a big heart.

 

[bosox32]

Over/under 20 combined all star appearances for Deangelo and Ingram??

Answer : way over

 

[Breakitdown]

A prime Chan runs through every division under 205 with literal comedic ease. He would run around the ring not wanting to fight while managing to thoroughly/hilariously embarrass and beat the shit out of his opponent.

I'm taking a prime Chan vs Any 7 UFC HOF'ers at the same time if the fight is in an IKEA.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

I'm taking a prime Chan vs Any 7 UFC HOF'ers at the same time if the fight is in an IKEA.

Hilarious leak, BD. As a rumored backer of the NWO UFC buyer's, this fight has been talked about from its inception.

I have multiple sauces to prove (back) this claim.

 

[kuromusha]

I'm taking a prime Chan vs Any 7 UFC HOF'ers at the same time if the fight is in an IKEA.

LMAO

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

LOL @ BD

Chan is a complete can who has never been in a real fight in his entire life

I'd take Cyborg over Chan any day of the week

 

[Prime Ang]

LOL @ BD

Chan is a complete can who has never been in a real fight in his entire life

I'd take Cyborg over Chan any day of the week

Dumbest thing I've ever read.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Dumbest thing I've ever read.

Yeah a fake fighter vs a real fighter

Real dumb