***Official 2016-17 NBA Regular Season Thread v 13

[faustian]

What would the Heat know about drafting?

Shut the hell up

 

[jrams]

Shut the hell up

 

[faustian]

Yes Clark, the consensus #2 on everyone's draft board

 

[Almighty Angus]

Yes Clark, the consensus #2 on everyone's draft board

Lol, exactly.

 

[Almighty Angus]

The Heat only drafted the man with the single greatest finals performance in history, D Wade, but what do they know about drafting?

Shut the fuck up JCans you fucking pussy

 

[faustian]

Lol, exactly.

Clark can only hope Jaden Brown turns out to be as good as Beas

Beas rookie season: 14/5/1 on 53% TS, 17.2 PER
Jaden rookie season: 7/3/1 on 54% TS, 10.2 PER

LOL

 

[Almighty Angus]

Clark can only hope Jaden Brown turns out to be as good as Beas

Beas rookie season: 14/5/1 on 53% TS, 17.2 PER
Jaden rookie season: 7/3/1 on 54% TS, 10.2 PER

LOL

I'm in love with you

 

[faustian]

 

[Revolver]

Lol

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

67-15<cheer>
73-9
67-15<cheer>?

My god this might be the greatest dynasty in sports history. Who wins this much?

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Knicks are fucking disgusting. All they had to do was lose to lock up the 6th seed now they share the ping pong balls with the TWolves.

Garbage franchise cant even tank right.

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Beating the CHeat really fucked both canchises seasons

 

[faustian]

Knicks are fucking disgusting. All they had to do was lose to lock up the 6th seed now they share the ping pong balls with the TWolves.

Garbage franchise cant even tank right.

Isn't this the 2nd year in a row these idiots did that? Winning irrelevant games at the end of the season after already having decided to tank months earlier

 

[faustian]

My god this might be the greatest dynasty in sports history. Who wins this much?

I dunno maybe a team that was actually able to win b2b ships? I think there's been like 5000 of those teams in NBA history. Or maybe, I dunno, Jordan's Bulls who 3peated twice? I dunno Dream this is a real stumper you've posed here

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Isn't this the 2nd year in a row these idiots did that? Winning irrelevant games at the end of the season after already having decided to tank months earlier

Both times by the Timberpups too, though we are due some lottery luck after we got fucked over in the KAT sweepstakes last year.

Fucking cans like Justin Holiday putting up 20/5 while playing for his NBA life, smfh.

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Melo 17 points in 23 minutes.. That's 23 minutes too long.

 

[faustian]

Melo doesn't even want to leave the Bricks. Dude has literally zero will to win in his body

Which is weird too since coming out of college he was known as the "natural winner" of all the 2003 draft prospects after winning the NCAA tourney for Syracuse. I guess Melo got his fill of winning in college and the Olympics lol

 

[faustian]

Celtics/Cows - Cows in 4
Jizards/Cawks - Jizards in 4
Faps/Cucks - Cucks in 4
Cans/Pacers - Pacers in 4

Warios/Blazzers - Warios in 4
Flerps/Jizz - Jizz in 4
Rocks/Bronks - Bronks in 4
Spuds/Jizzlies - Jizzlies in 4

 

[Easy The Great]

MVP vs Sista trip-dub in first round should be good.

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Probably put up those points as a last fuck you to Phil before accepting a trade to another garbage team like the Tragic.

Its a shame because when hes on his game, there's literally no player i'd rather watch. I could watch him jab step cans all day. He really needs to fuck off though so the rebuild can finally gain momentum.