Obnoxious Groundhog

I thought I had my headphones plugged into my speaker while watching the groundhog.

Not hearing well, I cranked the volume.

I woke up my in-laws and my baby daughter.

As I tried to calm down my daughter, she puked all over me.

I got the evil eye from my wife as she re-fed my daughter and put her back to sleep.

I'm just glad it wasn't pron. Thanks Sherdog.
 
I had to post this discovery here: From the Urban Dictionary Online (Urban Dictionary: groundhog expert)

1. groundhog expert

A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."

A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."


Volund, you are now an official "Internet Celebrity" :icon_chee
 
How is anyone other than a groundhog expert supposed to know that a groundhogs range covers only N. America and that marmota monax is not found on the isle of Great Britain? They don't teach that in pre-school, I assure you.

This thread is gold.
 
I cant believe this has gotten so many posts.

Congratulations, you have achieved 4chan legendarity/douchebaggery
 
I'm no groundhog thread expert, but this might just be the longest groundhog related thread ever.
 
I'm no groundhog thread expert, but this might just be the longest groundhog related thread ever.

Nah, there was a much longer original Obnoxious Groundhog thread with 2+ million views and thousands of posts, but it was deleted because someone posted raw uncensored "ghog" porn.

Happens with all the great threads in P&M (gif thread, busty asian girls, etc etc).
 
Like I said, I'm no groundhog thread expert...and I think Im a happier person for not knowing what the hell ghog porn is.
 
Like I said, I'm no groundhog thread expert...and I think Im a happier person for not knowing what the hell ghog porn is.

That was kind of a joke for myself based on a post in the gif thread about the "Kayo incident." :icon_chee
 
I'm no groundhog expert, but I'm open to the idea that groundhogs can talk.

Superimposing said statement, I believe that Volund may actually be a shrewd shrew connoisseur and is playing a joke on all of us. Either that or he's got the downs, but then again I'm no downs expert either.
 
4chan you say? sauce?

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