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@Batjester
I hate Shotzi and this blimp with man tits.
I used to like ladder matches...that was a long time ago. 3 guys lay down...two guys fight...big convoluted dives and ladder bumps that mean nothing...whomever takes the biggest bump always wins...holy shit chant from the dorks...bleh. 5 guys in the ring without an ounce of charisma between them. Moving on.
This Alba Fyre shit is retarded. Normally I would hate anything rasslin in a haunted house...but damn it...playful and happy Gigi works for me. She's getting me through this. And now she's dead...damn it...wait...no...she's actually kicking Alba's ass...and now she's dead again...God damn it.
Apollo Crews...is really really boring. There's nothing interesting about this dude. Match should have been over when he fell through the lid. He was in the casket and the lid was techincally still closed. Whatever...this was just there.
Chase U...with transfer student Duke Hudson!?!?!? This would make a great National Lampoon movie.
Poofy Deadly...these guys are funny...damn it...here come the TitTok Twots to turn this segment to shit. God, how I hate them.
Shitty Cora vs 12 year old hispanic girl who's name isn't worth remembering...this show really does take you to hell and back...at least I hpe we're coming back. These two are both absolute shit...and they're having a shitty plunder match...the only way this could get any worse is if fatty the clown shows up.
I hate this almost as much as The Young Bucks. (#FuckTheYoungBucks). Awful, awful, awful.
More Shitzi...ugh...and now we have an obese dancing banana...are we sure Vince retired? Shitzi was right...this horrifying. I never thought I'd say this, but Lash Legend was the best part of this segment. That says it all right there.
Gacy and the Grizzled Young Acolytes...I like this guys so I hope this doesn't end up stupid.
Creed vs Kemp. Holy shit, Julius beaned that fucker in the head with a pumpkin. <Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo> That alone has made this the best thing on the show by far. <45><45><45> Oh God, that was great. I liked this. If you're going to use weapons, then act like that damn things do damage. This was brutal and ugly...the way God intended this type of fight to be. Julius sacrificing his hands to stop the door from closing was good shit. No playing to the crowd...just whuppin the ass of the guy who wronged your family. Best thing on this shows so far easily.
Rose vs Fyre was decent. Didn't care for the finish...you gotta give Mandy a clean one at some point...and she had too many clothes...but the match was fine.
Zoey Stark sucks and her inspirational story is lame. I hope Le Fat Nikita turns on her and throws her into a volcano...preferable soon. These other guys are dorks.
Main event time! I have high hopes for this. This was pretty good. I have to say though...the longer it went the more I was wishing it was a singles match. If that was the goal...mission accomplished. I want to see Steiner one on one with these dudes. Good end to a pretty shitty show. Nice, hard hitting match to send me home happy.