nut shot stories

I got in a fight as a senior in high school. Guy was an animal but I was tooling him in front of a huge crowd. I was landing jabs, bloodied his nose, hooks, elbows..People were screaming....until I felt blinding pain...up close against a wall he grabbed my nuts and squeezed like a eastward until I was wailing!! Didn't let go for awhile....he threw me down and I rolled up as he kept kicking me until it was broken up. I puked.
 
I got dropped by a nut shot in middle school. Fucker used the same upward motion as the first half of the axe kick, while wearing boots, so the shot's angle came directly from the bottom.
 
Over the years I taken a few but the story that comes to mind was a guy I knew fighting in a Karate tournament in black belt division.

The guy I knew walked around at almost 300lbs and was a little chubby but not really fat and could kick like a middle weight.

He was fighting a guy that weighed a bit over 200lbs.

The rules (this was awhile back) only required hand guards, a cup and mouth guard.

Contact to the body at black belt level was about as hard as you wanted with no groin shots allowed (yes I have fought in tournaments that allowed "controlled" groin kicks, they were more common in the "old" days).

Contact to the head was to be light but you had to make contact to get the point with the hands but you could go hard with kicks to the head.

So the fight starts and the guy I know throw a head kick that land clean and stuns the guy.

They start again and the guy I know goes for a head kick when throwing a combo.

The other guy kicks him in the nuts (even with a cup on it still hurts).

The other guy kind of smirks and then said sorry but that's what I'm trained to do against high kicks.

The guy I know shakes it of and they start again and the guy I know throws a high kick and again the other guy kicks him in the nuts then just shrugs.

They warn the guy and the guy I know walks around to shake it off. I talk to him and he said "that MF is doing that shit on purpose and I'm taking the DQ" I said "I would if I was you".

They started again and the guy I knew threw a read leg front kick (ball of the foot) with some real power on it right to the guys groin.

The shot lifted they guy off his feet and sent him back in the air a good 5 or 6 feet and he landed on his back.

He just laid there making this little girl low scream.

The medical personal rushed over to him and when they check him out they started cutting his pants off and cup off.

The shot had cracked the cup in half almost and his whole groin area was swelling huge. They packed him in ice and off to the hospital in the ambulance he went.

We never did hear what happened to him (he was from out of state) and the guy I knew said he went for the belly with the kick but of course was DQ'd.

According to him his shit swelled up that night and he sat around with a bag of frozen peas on his junk half the night.

Even though the other guy was being an ass hole I kind of felt a little sorry for him and wonder if the guy I know actually neutered him with that kick.
 
A long time ago my brother and I had these plastic ninja swords we won from some arcade type place (turn in X tickets for a prize type of thing). One day my brother swung the sword with the sheath on towards me, and the sheath flew off and smacked me right in the nuts. It was pretty funny despite the pain
 
Sounds like your son's gonna be the new man of the house cause your shit's gonna need amputation :(
 
Rjay said:
1 1/2 years on still a little bit tender sometimes.
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Thanks for this part. 18 months later and you still have a little pain. That just proves all these guys telling me to go to the doctor are wrong LOL.

I am a master at rationalizing.
 
God I wish I had never opened this thread.
 
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