Nothing for Valentines Day

[jeff7b9]

Drive through a cemetery on Feb 13th and swipe a few bundles. Mix and match to make a bouquet. Either that or stop in at a funeral home if there are any viewings that day and walk out with some flowers. Nobody usually questions it.

Spoiler

If you do this for real, I hope you're on the receiving end of a haunting.

Dead guy ain't gonna miss them

 

[shunyata]

We've already got tickets to see a comic she likes on the 14th.

But the last 5 years we end up going out for a date on a different night, because it pisses her off that a lot of local restaurants go reservation only and whip out an overpriced tasting menu for valentine's day.

 

[ssBaldy]

Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
So fuck Valentine's
Let's listen to Slayer!

 

[ssBaldy]

I cant speak for TS, but I dont do valentines, but do anniversaries (eat out, no gifts).

Holy hell, it takes an anniversary for you to eat your wife out...

 

[Tito Tapped]

You have to get her something, even when she says she doesn't want anything. She's seeing it all over her social media and her friends will ask or brag about what they got. You don't have to go crazy, just be thoughtful.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I don’t think most people here have to worry about this.

 

[jeff7b9]

You have to get her something

, even when she says she doesn't want anything.

She's seeing it all over her social media

and her friends

will ask or brag about what they got. You don't have to go crazy, just be thoughtful.

No thanks.

We've already got tickets to see a comic she likes on the 14th.

But the last 5 years we end up going out for a date on a different night, because it pisses her off that a lot of local restaurants go reservation only and whip out an overpriced tasting menu for valentine's day.

Who are you going to see?

 

[Versez]

I will eat a good poutine for valentine day

 

[jeff7b9]

Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
So fuck Valentine's
Let's listen to Slayer!

Love it

The girl who says yes to "violets are gayer, let's go see Slayer"
is saying yes to the REAL you.

Most people put on a fake "best behavior" version of themselves for dating and then eventually they show their true selves and their partner complains or feels let down.

Let them down first
Set the bar low. Then everything after has no where to go but up.

 

[Frank_Drebin]

OP, what are you going to buy us for valentines day?