Nothing for Valentines Day

[jeff7b9]

Little cheat code here fellas:

Fuck your wife like you mean it all year long.
Keep it poppin.

Have a great relationship all year long.

And then get that woman not one goddamn thing for Valentines day.

I've been doing "nothing for Valentines day" for so long I have lost track.


Fuck wasting your money on some stupid ass flowers that would have cost 75% less 3 weeks ago.

Forget about that bullshit ass candy box.

Don't go wasting hundreds of dollars at restaurants.


Nothing.

Hallmark should not dictate the terms of engagement in your marriage.
This is a holiday for suckers.


___________

If you are scared by this proposition:

Fine...

Just this last time.

Go get the flowers or candy or whatever the fuck... it doesn't matter.

But do it NOW.

When she is not expecting it.
You can even make a grand gesture out of it if you want.

Then smash.


Then explain. This is it. Never again.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Yah it's a money making scheme indeed.

 

[Satur9]

Yah it's a money making scheme indeed.

It’s the Scientology of holidays. We all know it’s fake and who created it, but for some reason, it keeps getting a pass. Oh, right. Money…

 

[Stoic1]

Nah.

Imma get her something to let her know I love her. Women are emotional creatures and crave it. They are also petty and spiteful creatures that are driven by hormones. They believe they "deserve" things.

Coming up on 28 years of marriage says, "don't fuck this one up". Flowers, a card, dinner or whatever is the ticket price for a smooth ride on this roller coaster. Other tickets are available at things like birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas.

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

Little cheat code here fellas:

Fuck your wife like you mean it all year long.
Keep it poppin.

Have a great relationship all year long.

And then get that woman not one goddamn thing for Valentines day.

I've been doing "nothing for Valentines day" for so long I have lost track.


Fuck wasting your money on some stupid ass flowers that would have cost 75% less 3 weeks ago.

Forget about that bullshit ass candy box.

Don't go wasting hundreds of dollars at restaurants.


Nothing.

Hallmark should not dictate the terms of engagement in your marriage.
This is a holiday for suckers.


___________

If you are scared by this proposition:

Fine...

Just this last time.

Go get the flowers or candy or whatever the fuck... it doesn't matter.

But do it NOW.

When she is not expecting it.

Then smash.


Then explain. This is it. Never again.

You obviously know nothing about women.

They are sensitive and little things are HUGE to them, it's not about money it;s about showing how much you care and appreciate her.

Just fuck the hell out of her.....really guy, really?

I treat my woman like a Queen and she will show her appreciation.

You take her out to her fav restaurant, do all you can to make the day the best it can be for her.

 

[jeff7b9]

You obviously know nothing about women.

Inability to conceptualize a perspective differing from your own does not paint you in an intelligent light sir


but

it does tell me quite a lot about you.


go spend money to make up for whatever it is your marriage lacks the other 364 days a year.

This is not for everyone.

They are sensitive and little things are HUGE to them, it's not able money it;s about showing how much you care and appreciate her.

Just fuck the hell out of her.....

thats not what i said dummy.

words have meaning.

really guy, really?

I treat my woman like a Quenn and she will show her appreciation.

You take her out to her fav restaurant, do all you can to make the day the best it can be for her.

If you are predictable and boring which I get the feeling is the case... get your credit card out and pay




(Had to wait 4 whole sentences to read the part where I said have a great relationship all year long... guess I overshot your attention span)

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Little cheat code here fellas:

Fuck your wife like you mean it all year long.
Keep it poppin.

Have a great relationship all year long.

And then get that woman not one goddamn thing for Valentines day.

I've been doing "nothing for Valentines day" for so long I have lost track.


Fuck wasting your money on some stupid ass flowers that would have cost 75% less 3 weeks ago.

Forget about that bullshit ass candy box.

Don't go wasting hundreds of dollars at restaurants.


Nothing.

Hallmark should not dictate the terms of engagement in your marriage.
This is a holiday for suckers.


___________

If you are scared by this proposition:

Fine...

Just this last time.

Go get the flowers or candy or whatever the fuck... it doesn't matter.

But do it NOW.

When she is not expecting it.

Then smash.


Then explain. This is it. Never again.

Why go through all that hassle then you can

 

[jeff7b9]

Why go through all that hassle then you can

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

Inability to conceptualize a perspective differing from your own does not paint you in an intelligent light sir


but

it does tell me quite a lot about you.


go spend money to make up for whatever it is your marriage lacks the other 364 days a year.

This is not for everyone.





thats not what i said dummy.

words have meaning.



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If you are predictable and boring which I get the feeling is the case... get your credit card out and pay




(Had to wait 4 whole sentences to read the part where I said have a great relationship all year long... guess I overshot your attention span)

You're lucky an idiot like you even has a woman.

 

[jeff7b9]

You're lucky an idiot like you even has a woman.

Tell yourself whatever you gotta tell yourself.


Then go swipe that card

Be predictable and conventional and ordinary.

 

[Elvis.]

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

Tell yourself whatever you gotta tell yourself.


Then go swipe that card

Anyone who says.....


And then get that woman not one goddamn thing for Valentines day.

I've been doing "nothing for Valentines day" for so long I have lost track.

.....obviously knows nothing about women.

Betty....look what my honey got me for Valentine days
Sue.....how nice, look what Sam got me
Betty.....cute, hey your woman, what did jeff7bj get you?
your woman.......nothing

Dude, do you really believe any woman want's to be ignored on Valentines days, come on rookie.

So what did dad get your mom, well?

 

[jeff7b9]

Nah.

Imma get her something to let her know I love her. Women are emotional creatures and crave it. They are also petty and spiteful creatures that are driven by hormones. They believe they "deserve" things.

Coming up on 28 years of marriage says, "don't fuck this one up". Flowers, a card, dinner or whatever is the ticket price for a smooth ride on this roller coaster. Other tickets are available at things like birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas.

stoic... I very much believe that you could not pull this off.

"Don't fuck this up"

That's good man. That's your level.

Do your best to stay there

 

[jeff7b9]

Anyone who says.....


And then get that woman not one goddamn thing for Valentines day.

I've been doing "nothing for Valentines day" for so long I have lost track.

.....obviously knows nothing about women.

Betty....look what my honey got me for Valentine days
Sue.....how nice, look what Sam got me
Betty.....cute, hey your woman, what did jeff7bj get you?
your woman.......nothing

Dude, do you really believe any woman want's to be ignored on Valentines days, come on rookie.

So what did dad get your mom, well?

Not one god damn thing. Did I stutter?

Levels to this game.


YOU probably need to come up big on Valentines day.

Good. Boy you better swipe that card


Congrats... you can do a thing the entire world reminded you to do and follow thru on the most meaningless gesture.



Thats the thing. Some people.. a lot of people, live life on a surface level.

On the surface..... hey what does Betty from the office think?


Man- I don't give 2 shits about Betty from the office.

My marriage is on point all year round.


I don't need this holiday. YOU DO.


That's the point.

 

[Satur9]

Do you at least celebrate your anniversary? I know it’s not the same as Valentines, since it is actually about you two on a more personal level, but this thread made me curious.

 

[ricc505]

When I drank I would go all out for Valentine's Day. Now I don't drink I don't feel like I owe her anything extra. I just paid off the last 30% of her car payment. I don't need to do shit for the rest of the year. *We are currently 100% debt free*!!

 

[jeff7b9]

Do you at least celebrate your anniversary? I know it’s not the same as Valentines, since it is actually about you two on a more personal level, but this thread made me curious.

... probably.


I'd have to check if my kid had soccer.
If we had to move it to a different day it wouldn't matter




I know it.

That counts for something right?


I know this sounds a smidge chauvinistic... but in truth it is not.

Anyone can show up for 1-2 scheduled days a year where the whole world prompts you to take action but that is some half assed shit.

If you want to pull this off you gotta show up every day.

Have a great marriage everyday and you can skip the holidays and even an anniversary or two and it won't matter.

 

[Satur9]

... probably.




I know it.

That counts for something right?


I know this sounds a smidge chauvinistic... but in truth it is not.

Anyone can show up for 1-2 rescheduled days a year where the whole world prompts you to take action but that is some half assed shit.

If you want to pull this off you gotta show up every day.

Have a great marriage everyday and you can skip the holidays and even an anniversary or two and it won't matter.

Hey man, how you handle your relationship is fine by me. I get it. Was not a traditionalist myself. Would still get my gal something for Valentine’s, simpy or not, but anniversaries we did things together, and made a big purchase sometimes that benefitted both of us, because an anniversary is about both of you imo.

I’m just curious how people act differently than myself. Nothing more.

 

[jeff7b9]

Hey man, how you handle your relationship is fine by me. I get it. Was not a traditionalist myself. Would still get my gal something for Valentine’s, simpy or not, but anniversaries we did things together, and made a big purchase sometimes that benefitted both of us, because an anniversary is about both of you imo.

I’m just curious how people act differently than myself. Nothing more.

Yeah. All good. I ain't mad at ya.


Also- I was quite a long ways down the road before I started this. I bought all the sucker gifts plenty of times.

This is probably not a great "year one" move.

More like -
if she was gonna leave she'd have left already.

You should probably already know you could get away with murder

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

Not one god damn thing. Did I stutter?

Levels to this game.


YOU probably need to come up big on Valentines day.

Good. Boy you better swipe that card


Congrats... you can do a thing the entire world reminded you to do and follow thru on the most meaningless gesture.



Thats the thing. Some people.. a lot of people, live life on a surface level.

On the surface..... hey what does Betty from the office think?


Man- I don't give 2 shits about Betty from the office.

My marriage is on point all year round.


I don't need this holiday. YOU DO.


That's the point.

Way too wrapped in............you.

Dude, if you honestly believe she is cool with.......fuck you you don't get shit......yep, have no clue how to treat a woman.

So she's at work, her co-worker Stan.....do you think she'll like this.....as she thinks...my man doesn't get me anything

What are you 16?

Do this....get her a nice card, buy her something nice and tell her....happy Valentines Day sweetheart, I love you........now watch what happens.

Rookies sheesh~~~~