Social No Simp September

[HunterSdVa29]

would you pay for food that you can only look at, and never eat?

no, right. Hell no, right?


then why do this w/ women?

It's patently absurd. One could argue the exact same applies for Strip Clubs, but that's at least in person.

 

[Merlotte's]

@Red Beard

Just your average twenty year old. Nothing to see here people!

<{CMPALM}>

 

[Otto!]

some fat old woman covered in cheetos

Is that a porn category? Asking for a friend!

 

[fingercuffs]

Is that a porn category? Asking for a friend!

There likely might be one after your suggestion!

 

[Otto!]

There likely might be one after your suggestion!

I'll tell my friend!

 

[Bushpig]

<{cruzshake}>

 

[Bushpig]

Any survivors?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Any survivors?

I'm still here.

 

[Bushpig]

I'm still here.

 

[Tankeray]

I can’t go into details

But, i will confess to my sherdog brethren here....

I simped so hard this month, shit was so shameful....that shit fucked
with me, and i ain’t proud of it

 

[Randlewand]

I can’t go into details

But, i will confess to my sherdog brethren here....

I simped so hard this month, shit was so shameful....that shit fucked
with me, and i ain’t proud of it

It's ok man, male Sherdog is here for you

 

[Midnighter]

I can’t go into details

But, i will confess to my sherdog brethren here....

I simped so hard this month, shit was so shameful....that shit fucked
with me, and i ain’t proud of it

Why can't you go into detail?

 

[Tankeray]

Why can't you go into detail?

because it’s very embarrassing

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Guys....I had a weak moment and drank a gallon of bathwater.

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

 

[Midnighter]

because it’s very embarrassing

That's why I want to hear it.

 

[Tankeray]

That's why I want to hear it.

yes i know

 

[Bushpig]

@Red Beard
@SalvadorAllende

 

[SalvadorAllende]

@Red Beard
@SalvadorAllende

The real question is... are we going to keep it this way?

 

[Bushpig]

The real question is... are we going to keep it this way?

My balls seriously might explode.

JK I'm good.

 

[Red Beard]

@Red Beard
@SalvadorAllende

My balls seriously might explode.

JK I'm good.

I'm proud of you guys!!! My balls are in a wheel barrel.

Jk I have jerked off a ton but no porn...just imagination time and once I used a Better Homes and Garden that my wife got.