No End to the Absurdity... Burger King to Change it's Name

[MC Paul Barman]

Wrangler changed their name?

They’re now called “Loving Embracer”

 

[fatchud]

booooo OP booooooooo!

 

[Brom Bones]

Good thing I didn’t use the joke that everyone in Hungary should move to Turkey.

If you were from the Ukraine, you'd be from the Dumbass Region!

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[syct23]

If you were from the Ukraine, you'd be from the Dumbass Region!

So he would be winning, right?

 

[Brom Bones]

So he would be winning, right?

Not 100% sure. Have been busy with work, video games, watching YouTube, and gooning to keep up with that whole war thing.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

In response to a growing unrest and hysteria, fueled by fevered imaginations of some encroaching aristocracy....

Burger King, that beloved restaurant with patties that have actual'ish grill marks, will be changing it's name to:

Burger Elected Official.



First Wranglers, then Field and Stream, THEN Cracker Barrell... now - the last bastion of pomp and ceremony in this profane dreck of a society: Burger King.

Pupostorious

 

[TeTe]

Literally none of this happened

 

[High Test With da Best]

Dairy Queen was also deemed offensive, so it will change to the more politically correct version “Milk Products Bitch”

Ha! Punch line surprised me and I chortled hard and surprised myself like a dog waking itself up from a fart

 

[650lb Sumo]

Wow, there could actually be a male comedian less funny than Joe Rogan.

I think your material may need a little more work, bro.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Burger Cunt?

 

[Milgrim]

Burger Cunt?

They have that in Australia.

 

[Zer]

They have that in Australia.

In Australia the word Cunt has so many meanings and uses it appeals to all demographics

 

[Flower2dPeople]

The were ahead of their time.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

In Australia the word Cunt has so many meanings and uses it appeals to all demographics

So does mate believe it or not, champ is another one. Australian is quite different from the Queen's English that's for sure.

 

[Slobodan]

They have that in Australia.

Funny enough, Burger King is actually called Hungry Jack's here (some legal issues with the name in the 90s)

 

[Kal-El]

So does mate believe it or not, champ is another one. Australian is quite different from the Queen's English that's for sure.

Mate most commonly seems to be used for a close friend, a stranger you've never met but need to converse with. Someone you're about to have a physical altercation with, lol.

 

[ChiggerNuts]

Burger Bunny anyone?

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Mate most commonly seems to be used for a close friend, a stranger you've never met but need to converse with. Someone you're about to have a physical altercation with, lol.

Absolutely, "look MATE..." *room filled with uppercuts*

 

[William Huggins]

More like Burger Bollocks.

It's 100% beef!!!! Bollocks and all!!! Mechanically reclaimed for your pleasure and horror..........