No End to the Absurdity... Burger King to Change it's Name

[MC Paul Barman]

In response to a growing unrest and hysteria, fueled by fevered imaginations of some encroaching aristocracy....

Burger King, that beloved restaurant with patties that have actual'ish grill marks, will be changing it's name to:

Burger Elected Official.



First Wranglers, then Field and Stream, THEN Cracker Barrell... now - the last bastion of pomp and ceremony in this profane dreck of a society: Burger King.

 

[Pittie Petey]

You shoulda told this joke at that job interview at the bar, instead of the other one you chose

 

[TCE]

Is this what you told them to do at your official interview with them?

 

[lsa]

I hope you make better fries than jokes...
Also I want a coke with that.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

In response to a growing unrest and hysteria, fueled by fevered imaginations of some encroaching aristocracy....

Burger King, that beloved restaurant with patties that have actual'ish grill marks, will be changing it's name to:

Burger Elected Official.



First Wranglers, then Field and Stream, THEN Cracker Barrell... now - the last bastion of pomp and ceremony in this profane dreck of a society: Burger King.

It should be renamed to Burger Queen

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

More like Burger Bollocks.

 

[Volador]

Dairy Queen was also deemed offensive, so it will change to the more politically correct version “Milk Products Bitch”

 

[Aegon Spengler]

What about Burger Ace

 

[Other]

The Monarch Burger

 

[Thai Domi]

Most of the BKs in my area are out of business. One of them is supposed to come back as a Krystal though.

 

[Brom Bones]

In response to a growing unrest and hysteria, fueled by fevered imaginations of some encroaching aristocracy....

Burger King, that beloved restaurant with patties that have actual'ish grill marks, will be changing it's name to:

Burger Elected Official.



First Wranglers, then Field and Stream, THEN Cracker Barrell... now - the last bastion of pomp and ceremony in this profane dreck of a society: Burger King.

Is this from the Onion?

Spoiler

Or some sort of sick joke?

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Is this from the Onion?

Spoiler

Or some sort of sick joke?

It's from me, silly

 

[MC Paul Barman]

You shoulda told this joke at that job interview at the bar, instead of the other one you chose

Now you can't say this to me, and THEN use this joke on the fellas in your pool league later.

 

[TrueBias]

I dont get it

 

[MC Paul Barman]

I dont get it

Well, that covers a large swathe of territory - I can't be blamed for this.

 

[Brom Bones]

It's from me, silly

I know that. Your satire is not up to The Onion levels. Up your game, brah!

 

[Slapjit]

McD'Seanald's, In-Naan-Out, Non-binary-Fil-a

Tenk you everyone coming to show haanji my name is Slapjit you are amazing

 

[Osculater]

They should have renamed it Trump Burgers and profit $$$$$

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Wrangler changed their name?

 

[MC Paul Barman]

I know that. Your satire is not up to The Onion levels. Up your game, brah!

Good thing I didn’t use the joke that everyone in Hungary should move to Turkey.