Nicknames aka's

[what the blood]

Coming up as a youngster I remember nicknames could be a big deal. Sometimes you were named by your crew, family, strangers, whatever. Some were funny, some cool, some by accident, etc.

Here are a few from my day:

1. Franky Faceless -- dude was legendary. however, he did have a face.
2. Smooth Op - he was a smooth operator
3. Ozone
4. Sideshow Villain - serious G, raw aka
5. Poodle
6. Beef
7. Heartattak
8. Kunta -- as in Kunta Kinte
9. Grandpa Joe - nice kid on the block who wanted to be an old man even though he was like 7...
10. Chelsea Clinton


Any one got some good ones to share?

 

[Screwtape]

You from the Jersey shore?

 

[Ceez]

They've called me LiL CeeZ since I was a kid now I can't remember why and it's stuck for 35 years

 

[melvinj0]

I grew up around Mexicans, they called me Gringo (and all the other Spanish words for white boy) all the time, does that count?

 

[BisexualMMA]

I had a friend we actually called Mother Cunt.

 

[what the blood]

Mother what??? Wow that's got to have some story behind it.

 

[what the blood]

You from the Jersey shore?

Haha, naw man. LA.

I grew up around Mexicans, they called me Gringo (and all the other Spanish words for white boy) all the time, does that count?

ye, there you go.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

You spend time in foster care?

 

[what the blood]

Nope. that made me laugh, though.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Mother what??? Wow that's got to have some story behind it.

I wish there was a great story. We just tried to come up with the worst thing we could call him without him refusing to hang around and be called it.

 

[Mike]

We used to call my ex-wife Pint Sized Fury.

I've been Called Mikes, Skinny Mike, Big Mike ( my weight tends to yo-yo), Angry Mike. Crazy Mike.
Used to hang out with two guys named Tony, we called them Real Tony and Baby Tony.
Had a boss we all called The Mole. Bitch had a bigass mole on her face.
We used to call one buddy The Chick Magnet because girls at work were always trying to get with him and it used to piss him off.
Used to call our one 6'8 friend The Tall Man after the character in the Phantasm movies.

 

[Ceez]

I grew up around Mexicans, they called me Gringo (and all the other Spanish words for white boy) all the time, does that count?

Guero

 

[what the blood]

That's hilarious, BisexMMA!

Ay, Big Mike you from SoCAL?? You sound like a Big Mike i knew...

 

[BigInJapan]

They call me the Oil Checker

 

[what the blood]

Are you a mechanic?

 

[BigInJapan]

No

 

[El Chimpo]

Nice try, feds

 

[what the blood]

No

What's the story?

 

[L Beast]

They call me the Oil Checker

Are you a diptstick?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

We call this guy at work Sharpei because he's one of those fat guys who has a buzz cut and all those rolls on the back of his neck look like a Sharpei's face.