NHL PLAYOFFS - Grand Salami and Parlays 05/12/2022

[Dude Incredible]

Dude Incredible submitted a new Sportsbook Event:

NHL PLAYOFFS - Grand Salami and Parlays 05/12/2022

Outcomes w/Current Odds

Faves (Bruins + Lightning + Blues + Oilers Win) : 904/100 (9.04)

Dogs ( Hurricanes + Leafs + Wild + Kings Win) : 1793/100 (17.93)

Away : 100/105 (0.95)

Home : 100/115 (0.87)

Over 25.5 : 100/115 (0.87)

Under 25.5 : 100/105 (0.95)

Away +.5 : 100/120 (0.83)

Home -.5 : 100/100 (1.00)

I got $5 on it [I don't] (Bruins + Leafs + Blues + Oilers Win) : 1169/100 (11.69)

Place your wagers here...

 

[Dude Incredible]

I just realized I started this last night and was trying to break out all the parlays. Apparently that made me tired. I deleted the ones I had as it was even more half-assed than what I normally do. Let me know if you want any team parlays, points, hatties or anything else.


BRUINS MUST SUCCEED.

 

[Dude Incredible]

They might do a sequel to This is Spinal Tap! LOOOOOOOL! YES!!!

 

[hohner]

If you wouldn't mind let's do another Goals Parlay

Let's call it

Pastamdrikapews Scores Pretty Much Every Time

Pasta +120
Stamkos +140
Matthews -114
Kaprizov +100
Draisaitl +100

+3865

 

[hohner]

Thank you sir, I reckon that oughtta hit.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Thank you sir, I reckon that oughtta hit.

Me too, but I am making a really shitty back-up plan as we speak.

 

[emog2]

Me too, but I am making a really shitty back-up plan as we speak.

hey bro how are you guys doing with hockey bets lately

 

[hohner]

hey bro how are you guys doing with hockey bets lately

I'm down over $400mil

 

[emog2]

I'm down over $400mil

dammm bro their goes our dream making a billy with hockey haha
i reached 500 milly and then lost all of it back to hockey when you were gone

 

[Dude Incredible]

hey bro how are you guys doing with hockey bets lately

I think we're all down a bit the past couple of days. Just missed a 22x Wild Parlay by Boldy not getting a point last night. Still a bunch of teams using people we don't give a shit about to get assists and goals. lol. And almost all of the parlays in these salami threads have failed horribly.

All series are at 3-2. Shit is going down tonight.

 

[emog2]

I think we're all down a bit the past couple of days. Just missed a 22x Wild Parlay by Boldy not getting a point last night. Still a bunch of teams using people we don't give a shit about to get assists and goals. lol. And almost all of the parlays in these salami threads have failed horribly.

All series are at 3-2. Shit is going down tonight.

yeah i could get fokked realy badly if mine picks boston lightning and oilers get eliminated tonight
its getting realy interesting with nhl and nba playoffs this week

 

[Krixes]

hey bro how are you guys doing with hockey bets lately

 

[Dude Incredible]

yeah i could get fokked realy badly if mine picks boston lightning and oilers get eliminated tonight
its getting realy interesting with nhl and nba playoffs this week

I bet a lot of people are going tits up IRL!

 

[emog2]

I bet a lot of people are going tits up IRL!

i had to google tits up
just to be sure haha

 

[Dude Incredible]

I know its early... but that over is going to need some TLC.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Alright, desperate back-up plan currently intact.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Do you know what this is from? I've always wondered. Also I love it because it's the most consistently vulgar thing you post.

 

[hohner]

Kapri and Leon damn well better get points.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Kapri and Leon damn well better get points.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Kapri and Leon damn well better get points.

Did you mean to put 3M on my thing or did you double down on yours?