NHL Grand Salami 04/01/2022 and Parlays

[hohner]

Stamkos DeBrincat and Forsberg all already have goals. It's up to Draisaitl and McDavid now.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Stamkos DeBrincat and Forsberg all already have goals. It's up to Draisaitl and McDavid now.

I leave for a while and come back to this sweet justice? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[hohner]

I leave for a while and come back to this sweet justice? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If you think that's good, all the Bolts Points parlays already hit!

Unless you mean the pink name. In which case, you can't buy a name like that.

 

[Dude Incredible]

If you think that's good, all the Bolts Points parlays already hit!

Unless you mean the pink name. In which case, you can't buy a name like that.

You know, you'd think I'd be all about April Fools but surprisingly I'm not. Cheeks schtick is okay though. I swear if this pokemon thing we found on the internet is a lie I'm going to lose my shit.

 

[Dude Incredible]

You know, you'd think I'd be all about April Fools but surprisingly I'm not. Cheeks schtick is okay though. I swear if this pokemon thing we found on the internet is a lie I'm going to lose my shit.

My wife reminded me that I hate surprises. I suppose that's the root of it.

 

[hohner]

You know, you'd think I'd be all about April Fools but surprisingly I'm not. Cheeks schtick is okay though. I swear if this pokemon thing we found on the internet is a lie I'm going to lose my shit.

I didn't hear anything about Pokémon today. All I saw was a bunch of unoriginal brewery bullshit.

 

[Dude Incredible]

I didn't hear anything about Pokémon today. All I saw was a bunch of unoriginal brewery bullshit.

Supposedly BDSP has a Darkrai encounter. Not that you know or care what that is, but Ima find out right now.

 

[hohner]

Supposedly BDSP has a Darkrai encounter. Not that you know or care what that is, but Ima find out right now.

I thought you meant lose your shit bad. Is that lose your shit good?

 

[Dude Incredible]

I thought you meant lose your shit bad. Is that lose your shit good?

I meant if I went to all the places to get this pokemon that the article says and then it turns out to out to be bullshit I'm flipping tables.

 

[hohner]

I meant if I went to all the places to get this pokemon that the article says and then it turns out to out to be bullshit I'm flipping tables.

Ahhh that makes sense.

Is worse news, it looks like I'm going to get my ass kicked in the under today.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Ahhh that makes sense.

Is worse news, it looks like I'm going to get my ass kicked in the under today.

NOOOOOOOO! I WENT WITH YOU ON THAT.

 

[hohner]

NOOOOOOOO! I WENT WITH YOU ON THAT.

6 Goals in bolts vs hawks and 7 goals in preds vs Sabres and they're both only in the 2nd.

 

[hohner]

NOOOOOOOO! I WENT WITH YOU ON THAT.

Good news is between the big bolts Parlay and losing the under, you're up $72,000.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Good news is between the big bolts Parlay and losing the under, you're up $72,000.

and you did the math for me?!

 

[hohner]

and you did the math for me?!

I mathed the shit out of it.

 

[hohner]

Josi is going to single-handedly goatfuck both point parlays.

 

[Dude Incredible]

Let me put a call in.

 

[Dude Incredible]

I’m torn between my love of nature and where I smoke at becoming a giant ground bee nest.

 

[hohner]

If you smoke enough at once that should solve both problems, no?

 

[Dude Incredible]

If you smoke enough at once that should solve both problems, no?

These things burrow like ants and have about 30 entrances so into this giant dirt area. It's been cold so they are just making the nest underground. The have been busy bees. My smoking will have zero impact.