Locked NFL Discussion: We Are Back!!!

[PUO3]

We made it fam. No more need for third world sports to keep us entertained.

 

[Corona]

My predictions that nobody gives a shit about

AFC west - Queefs
AFC East - Jets
AFC north - Bengals
AFC south - Texcans
Wild card - Bills, Gayvens, Jags

NFC west - Can fran
NFC east - Philly
NFC south - Failcans
NFC north - fudge pack
Wild card - Lions, Bears, rams

MVP - WOAT Allen
Roty - JaCaleb
SB MVP - Burrgoat over the fudge pack

 

[Darkavius]

My predictions that nobody gives a shit about

AFC west - Queefs
AFC East - Jets
AFC north - Bengals
AFC south - Texcans
Wild card - Bills, Gayvens, Jags

NFC west - Can fran
NFC east - Philly
NFC south - Failcans
NFC north - fudge pack
Wild card - Lions, Bears, rams

One of the few people I have read that don't have the Lions winning the NFC North.....interesting.

The Jags making the wild card though is going to be rough (assuming). Have you seen their schedule? They have kind of a rough schedule the first 5 weeks.

Btw, who the hell scheduled the Chiefs against the Panthers? The over/under for that game is going to be disgusting.

 

[Corona]

One of the few people I have read that don't have the Lions winning the NFC North.....interesting.

The Jags making the wild card though is going to be rough (assuming). Have you seen their schedule? They have kind of a rough schedule the first 5 weeks.

Btw, who the hell scheduled the Chiefs against the Panthers? The over/under for that game is going to be disgusting.

The only other real wc teams are the fins, browns and maybe the chargers. The fins schedule is even more brutal than the jags down the stretch. The jags end the season against a bunch of cans. Rapeson sucks at qb, GOATbaugh can prob only lead the chargers to 8 wins max with a can like herbwoat at qb. I think the jags make it with 9-10 wins.

Detroilet will lose some critical game to the fudge pack by 2 touchdowns and Subscance will still somehow blame the refs.

I don’t want to talk about the panthers

 

[Easy The Great]

3 things are certain: Death, taxes and GOAT Evans having another 1K receiving yard season.

 

[Corona]

At least with the chiefs opening the season we get to see the goat back in action tonight.

Spoiler

 

[Iron Mang]

Fuck yeah, we made it bros!

First up, let's go LMR!!! Start Mahomo off with an L to set the season in the right direction!

 

['Rocky']

The first two QB matchups in the NFL are
Jackson-Mahomes
Love-Hurts

lmao

 

[Croaker]

@Corona as a life long Bears fan I'm ashamed of you, because you don't have them winning the division.

 

[Corona]

@Corona as a life long Bears fan I'm ashamed of you, because you don't have them winning the division.

As a lifelong bears fan I’ve learned to lower my expectations. Our dynasty doesn’t start until next year.

 

[Croaker]

As a lifelong bears fan I’ve learned to lower my expectations. Our dynasty doesn’t start until next year.

JaCaleb finna be the ROTY and MVP, because NFL is trying to hold down the white man (GOAT Allen) and wants to promote a progressive looking QB (JaCaleb)

 

[jrams]

Sad that Detroit, Chicango, Atlanta and Philly never learn.

 

[Spounman]

As a lifelong bears fan I’ve learned to lower my expectations. Our dynasty doesn’t start until next year.

Same with me as a Raider fan

I hope Lamar and Henry run all over the Queefs tonight

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Sad that Detroit, Chicango, Atlanta and Philly never learn.

The price to pay for Tom Brady is 20 years of darkness. I accept my fate.

 

[Croaker]

The price to pay for Vinatieri/Gostkowski is 20 years of darkness. I accept my fate.

fixed it for you

 

[Cherry Brigand]

I am legit hoping not to follow the sport as closely this year. Of course I have said that almost every year since 1987.

This thread will be the best part of the season... again. (So homo)

 

[Iron Mang]

The only other real wc teams are the fins, browns and maybe the chargers. The fins schedule is even more brutal than the jags down the stretch. The jags end the season against a bunch of cans. Rapeson sucks at qb, GOATbaugh can prob only lead the chargers to 8 wins max with a can like herbwoat at qb. I think the jags make it with 9-10 wins.

Detroilet will lose some critical game to the fudge pack by 2 touchdowns and Subscance will still somehow blame the refs.

I don’t want to talk about the panthers

I feel like the Canthers can manage at least 7-10 this season. Nothing too crazy, but heading in the right direction. Chadnales and MorGOAT hopefully steer the canchise into a younger and modern team. JaBryce throws for just under 300 this Sunday and has 2 TDs. Canthers over Taints 24-13.

 

[Iron Mang]

Same with me as a Raider fan

I hope Lamar and Henry run all over the Queefs tonight

RB1 + RB2 FTW!

 

[Croaker]

Derrick Henry probably blows his ACL at some point.

Dude is 30 years old with over 2000 rushing attempts, unreal longevity and I can't believe it.

I still remember him in 2018 running for like 1000 yards in 6 games where I had him on the bench because he was so hot and cold.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Sad that Detroit, Chicango, Atlanta and Philly never learn.