NFL Discussion v60: Contract Raping Edition

[Dizzy]

Dont act like you didnt go MIA.

After the last game of the entire season? Lol, not much to talk about after that.

 

[RR]

For those who haven't seen/heard Arian Foster trolling the media yesterday here is the video:

http://www.csnhouston.com/football-houston-texans/talk/foster-speaks-without-saying-thing

Arian absolutely despises them and rarely if ever speaks anymore so when he gathered them around it was really anticipated making it even more hilarious

 

[PUO3]

Dont post it like a poor person.

 

[RR]

Posting from my phone you vagrant

 

[PUO3]

Probably a prepaid.

 

[faustian]

You know you're a rapscallion if you're using a burner phone

 

[RR]

I bought it off a homeless dude this morning.

 

[faustian]

I bought it off a homeless dude this morning.

Did Revo actually charge you cash or did you just pay for it in tequila

 

[RR]

Did Revo actually charge you cash or did you just pay for it in tequila

Three oranges and a used lawnmower

 

[Tension]

I heard on the radio that Gus Bradley was talking up Blake Bortles for throwing an "aggressive interception" and people were eating it up, fans actually think the jags will be good.

So it Could be worse.

Bortles Looms

 

[PUO3]

I bought it off a homeless dude this morning.

Offered to buy a homeless guy a coffee today and he told me to piss off lol.

 

[RR]

Offered to buy a homeless guy a coffee today and he told me to piss off lol.

I've had that happen multiple times. There used to be a popular Club/Bar downtown called Cabo that had a pizza place next to it that stayed open late so all of us drunken cans could go next door and eat. Homeless people would loiter around both and beg for money. Many a time we'd bring huge slices of pizza out only to be told shit like "I can't buy a beer with that".

 

[The Green Lantern]

Yea, at the very least you have to explain the scenario where that happens.

Its really not that hard of a scenario to envision. They went 5-1 in the division last season with one of the worst statistical defensive seasons in NFL history. Held the Eagles to 3pts (won 17-3) in the first meeting with said shitty defense (with Romo). Was 1 possession away from sweeping the division, and Orton threw the pick 6.

5 of their 8 losses were by a combined 8 points (Detroit, KC, Green Bay were all 1pt losses, lost to Denver by 3 after hanging 48 on them, and lost the last game to Philly by 2pts). With Romo playing, its very doubtful that they lose that last game.

What RBO said is true. If Romo goes down, they're worse than fucked. If he stays healthy, they can win the division.

None of the other East teams have done that much in the preseason to make me think that they are competitively head and shoulders above Dallas. The defenses in the division are shit. None of them can handle Dallas' offense (which is the best in the division, and one of the more high-octane offenses in the league).

The Cowboys D was absolute trash last year (no argument about it). No reason to think that they could be any worse, but I dont think they'll be remarkably better either. That being said, I just dont see where they have fallen off so much (and where any of the other teams have improved that much) to say they will finish last in the division. I just dont see it happening.

 

[PUO3]

I've had that happen multiple times. There used to be a popular Club/Bar downtown called Cabo that had a pizza place next to it that stayed open late so all of us drunken cans could go next door and eat. Homeless people would loiter around both and beg for money. Many a time we'd bring huge slices of pizza out only to be told shit like "I can't buy a beer with that".

Bought many bums tall cans in my life. I can appreciate honesty.

 

[Revolver]

Last time a homeless guy asked me for money I asked them if they had change for a hundred.

 

[PUO3]

Its really not that hard of a scenario to envision. They went 5-1 in the division last season with one of the worst statistical defensive seasons in NFL history. Held the Eagles to 3pts (won 17-3) in the first meeting with said shitty defense (with Romo). Was 1 possession away from sweeping the division, and Orton threw the pick 6.

5 of their 8 losses were by a combined 8 points (Detroit, KC, Green Bay were all 1pt losses, lost to Denver by 3 after hanging 48 on them, and lost the last game to Philly by 2pts). With Romo playing, its very doubtful that they lose that last game.

What RBO said is true. If Romo goes down, they're worse than fucked. If he stays healthy, they can win the division.

None of the other East teams have done that much in the preseason to make me think that they are competitively head and shoulders above Dallas. The defenses in the division are shit. None of them can handle Dallas' offense (which is the best in the division, and one of the more high-octane offenses in the league).

The Cowboys D was absolute trash last year (no argument about it). No reason to think that they could be any worse, but I dont think they'll be remarkably better either. That being said, I just dont see where they have fallen off so much (and where any of the other teams have improved that much) to say they will finish last in the division. I just dont see it happening.

What a terrible post.

The Giants and Skins had a fantastic off-season.

Lol at the Cowboys offense being better than Philly's.

 

[Revolver]

Cowboy fans are delusional if they think they'll do anything better than 8-8. I actually think they'll win around 5 or 6 games.

 

[RR]

Bought many bums tall cans in my life. I can appreciate honesty.

I haven't done that in years outside of Vegas. Here they don't let them linger around gas stations anymore for the most part unless you are in the hood

 

[ThinkGreen]

The Cowboys D was absolute trash last year (no argument about it). No reason to think that they could be any worse, but I dont think they'll be remarkably better either. That being said, I just dont see where they have fallen off so much (and where any of the other teams have improved that much) to say they will finish last in the division. I just dont see it happening.

Erm, how about your best defensive player being out for the year?

 

[speakhandsforme]

The Cowboys do probably have the most talented offensive personnel in the division. I don't think they'll produce nearly as well as Philly though.