@Da Speeit since you can't walk or anything just write some homo erotic bjj fanfic. It'll sell like crazy in the UFC section and in Brazil.
"As Antonio slowly wrapped his legs around Troy, he noticed a bead of sweat gently falling like a snowflake on a still winters day in the icy cold mountains of Nepal. As the sweat splashed on Antonio's face, he smiled, knowing he was sharing a warriors true gift. His sweat and heart. Giving it all to Antonio. As they locked locked eyes, Antonio winked, set his foot onto troys hip, and pushed his way into an armbar."