NFL NFL Discussion: No hands

[Croaker]

Took my daily nap thinking I'd miss most of the first half of this game, didn't know it started late. Looks like I'll actually have to get off my ass and do something if I want to avoid seeing the Jets play.

How old are you ffs

 

[Corona]

Good thing Galeh shaved his beard. That dye was comically bad.

 

[Batjester]

Hia game is off to a rousing start.

 

[jrams]

Let's be like our mans AB and stop Jewish hate.

 

[Poon Goon]

How old are you ffs

I'm 40, but a man of any age should prioritize good sleep. I never set an alarm to get up in the morning, I wait until my body is ready. 45 minute or so nap after lunch and I'm good to go. Sleep is the golden chain that ties body and health together.

 

[Dizzy]

Getting fantasy updates on a Friday afternoon

 

[Dizzy]

Nice drop, Reek

 

[Corona]

Tua should beat Tyreeks ass for that drop like Tyreek beats his family.

 

[Corona]

Lmao

 

[Batjester]

Damn, that's a goats vagina on Tua's arm

 

[Da Speeit]

Why can’t Tua throw the ball to Waddle? Serious question, he goes full derp

 

[Da Speeit]

Will never forget when multimillionaire Wes Welker publicly posted his wedding registry like fans were supposed to buy him and his wife a fucking avocado pitter

 

[Corona]

Why can’t Tua throw the ball to Waddle? Serious question, he goes full derp

I’m pissed I drafted him. Didn’t know Tua was gonna be a bigger cuck to hill than Allen is to Diggs.

 

[Croaker]

I'm 40, but a man of any age should prioritize good sleep. I never set an alarm to get up in the morning, I wait until my body is ready. 45 minute or so nap after lunch and I'm good to go. Sleep is the golden chain that ties body and health together.

I don't get to priotize sleep, I sleep when my kid sleeps. Right now she's napping, and I could sleep, but there is football on. For my country, I must watch and support terrible football. For if I don't, who else will? The ratings will plummet and NFL football will die. As an American, I can't let that happen.

 

[Deffid]

Dolphins made a FG so this game should be over

 

[Dizzy]

Really annoyed we’re going to have a Hackett redemption story when Rodgers shows up and carries his ass next season.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Will never forget when multimillionaire Wes Welker publicly posted his wedding registry like fans were supposed to buy him and his wife a fucking avocado pitter

As the good person that I am, I would’ve sent him a Cracker Barrel gift card.

 

[Croaker]

As the good person that I am, I would’ve sent him a Cracker Barrel gift card.

Excuse me?

 

[Corona]

I wish I was getting drunk for this shit. I’ll just have to get extra drunk later.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Excuse me?

That or Domino’s.