You know how to have a good time my friend.If you really want to know, in the last 16 hours:
My microwave blew up and stopped working.
My furnace died and I need to replace the ignitor but I cant get one til the 3rd
My Water heater took a shit this morning
I have to go out at half time and fix something on the rear driver side brake on my car (I'm assuming its just something lodged in there like ice since I rained/snowed/froze last night)
And I still have to make lunch and get the kids ready for the New Years party.
Needless to say my morning/afternoon is fucking stupid
I want to punch a hole in my dead microwave. It's just sitting there, looking at me, menacingly.You know how to have a good time my friend.
You have chicken legs? Thought you used to be a fatty. Figured you'd have tree trunks.CMC take my chicken leg calf pls
Lamar will find a way to blow it in the yoffs somehow.Unbiased, the Ravens look Nasty and they will be tough to beat at Home. Fuck you Mikey !!!
WHOlio has 2 TDs today? Imagine being 9000 years old and the best WR on the Eagles