NFL NFL Discussion: Conference Ships

[PUO3]

@PUO3 cant wait for a team to spend a first on this geriatric dude

Why the hell did I just catch a stray over a punter lol

 

[PUO3]

*clap* *clap*…..*clap*

Well, well, well.

After all these years you’ve finally made a mistake. As a dormant private investigator I’ve been living a double life as a zebra butthole since 2009 to track you down and find out who you really are. And you’ve finally exposed yourself. Let me walk you through your fatal errors.

I’ve known for years no one else could obsess about football the way you do without being a current or former nfl pro. This narrowed down my suspect list to 11,753 people.

Then you told me you benched 275 which narrowed it down to 11,752 people, because we all know there’s only one former or current football player who cannot bench teh 275.

Except, wait, I’ve already got you there. Because everyone knows you can’t actually bench 275 and also be a sherdog moderator. It’s physically impossible. The wrist strength training required to be a moderator is so severe and demanding it’s practically impossible to do both. And that’s how found you……….RODRIGO BLANKENSHIP

You thought you were SO FUCKING SMART, but I’ve finally caught you, the destroyer of pussies, anihalator of the anus, magnum dong of the Midwest, the untamed uncle of Indiana.

What do you have to say for yourself?!?!?

Whatever lethal pots you injected, please share.

 

[Croaker]

Why the hell did I just catch a stray over a punter lol

Any time some old ass player is mentioned I think of you and your love for Broncos QB Blo Dix and Falcons QB Penis Jr.

 

[PUO3]

Any time some old ass player is mentioned I think of you and your love for Broncos QB Blo Dix and Falcons QB Penis Jr.

I liked 2 QB prospects who missed time with injuries/transferred/covid kids. Appears I was correct on both. But sure man lol

 

[DW=HERO]

 

[PUO3]

When the fook is Monken getting announced

 

[Croaker]

When the fook is Monken getting announced

I dont think you have a TE who drops enough passes to interest him

 

[Revolver]

I dont think you have a TE who drops enough passes to interest him

Or a qb who turns into a can in the playoffs. Lmao

 

[Sir Elzio Dennick]

Totally burnt out on the Chiefs and all those Mahomes/Kelce commercials and Taylor Swift, would love to see the Bills win that game and FINALLY win a Superbowl.. How can you lose 4 in a row, sheesh~

But.....really hard to take the Chiefs down at Arrowhead. I could never bet against the Chiefs at home, All I can do is.....GO BILLS..

Do expect the Eagles to have too many big plays for Wash. Don't see that game ever in doubt.

 

[PUO3]

I dont think you have a TE who drops enough passes to interest him

He was Bork Bowsers OC with Georgia, and with Spytek as OC in Tampa.

Fingers crossed, but I think it will be Pete Carroll.

 

[Corona]

He was Bork Bowsers OC with Georgia, and with Spytek as OC in Tampa.

Fingers crossed, but I think it will be Pete Carroll.

Most importantly he was with JaMarcus at lsu imo.

 

[PUO3]

Most importantly he was with JaMarcus at lsu imo.

Damn it I hope he doesnt partake in sipping lean like JaWalrus lmao

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Whatever lethal pots you injected, please share.

I want to sincerely apologize for my outburst earlier Rodrigo I didn’t mean to concern you

 

[Croaker]

I want to sincerely apologize for my outburst earlier Rodrigo I didn’t mean to concern you

Shut up and find out whos responsible for this terrible layout imo

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Shut up and find out whos responsible for this terrible layout imo

I agree we have to stop the hackers before it’s too late

 

[PUO3]

Shut up and find out whos responsible for this terrible layout imo

China is coming for us. I knew this was going to happen.

Red Dawn time fam

 

[jrams]

Jaguars will probably end up having to hire Brandon Staley.

 

[PUO3]

Jaguars will probably end up having to hire Brandon Staley.

Then it could be Staley’s fault yet again when HerbGOAT chokes vs them in the Yoffs

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Then it could be Staley’s fault yet again when HerbGOAT chokes vs them in the Yoffs

Staley does not deserve BTJ

 

[Cherry Brigand]

I agree we have to stop the hackers before it’s too late

We were promised 2FA would fix everything.