New years celebrations are for cans.

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Theres an entrance fee, drinks are more expensive, cabs cost twice as much, it's difficult to get served because it's over busy and the place is full of amateur drinkers. If you're not a jaded alcoholic then you see the new year in with a hangover.

Yay.

Every other day is literally the same. It's not even a proper pagan festival like Christmas, Halloween and Easter.

I'm gonna drink a little, smoke and play world of tanks with my homies.

Boom.

Cliffs: cans.
 
Phlog said:
Theres an entrance fee, drinks are more expensive, cabs cost twice as much, it's difficult to get served because it's over busy and the place is full of amateur drinkers. If you're not a jaded alcoholic then you see the new year in with a hangover.

Yay.

Every other day is literally the same. It's not even a proper pagan festival like Christmas, Halloween and Easter.

I'm gonna drink a little, smoke and play world of tanks with my homies.

Boom.

Cliffs: cans.
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I too don’t think being jam packed in a room of people I would mostly dislike as something that’s awesome. Small party. Just family.

Although tonight I’m stuck on duty.
 
Yo, Tommy, at least you had homies to be fuckin' lame with, you know?
 
The real idiots are the thousands of tourists that are gonna pack into Times Square. Not only are they wearing diapers because its too crowded to get to a bathroom, but theyre also at risk for hypothermia in this unusually cold week.

Anyone planning on attending New York City’s annual New Year’s Eve ball drop had better layer up: the forecast for Times Square is predicted to be 11 degrees around midnight with a wind chill of zero, tying New Years Eve 1962 for the second-coldest on record.

“Hundreds of thousands have withstood very cold weather over the years for a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and we expect this year to be no different,” Tim Tompkins, president of the Times Square Alliance, told the Associated Press. The coldest New Year’s Eve on record was a century ago in 1917, when the temperature dropped to 1 degree at midnight.
 
I like this line of thinking.
 
I'm going out because my girlfriend is a can and I will do as is expected when dealing with a can and crush her.
 
Kind of agree. Going out to bars or clubs in the United States for NYE is absolutely a waste of time. The real action is at private parties. If it isn't at some house in the hills, stay in or travel.
 
I'm going to crack some cold ones with my homies and text multiple hoes that I might or might not fuck in 2018.
 
I haven't been "out" at a bar/club on NYE since I was like 20yo
 
I thought NYE was last night and rightfully did very little outside of drink local beer and ask girls online if they want to show bobs.
 
Well there's tons of NYE events to suit your interests. I'm dropping by a few but I'll probably eat a couple grams of mushrooms and my buddy is master of ceremonies for this crazy fetish ball.

There's some good people watching.
 
Phlog said:
Theres an entrance fee, drinks are more expensive, cabs cost twice as much, it's difficult to get served because it's over busy and the place is full of amateur drinkers. If you're not a jaded alcoholic then you see the new year in with a hangover.

Yay.

Every other day is literally the same. It's not even a proper pagan festival like Christmas, Halloween and Easter.

I'm gonna drink a little, smoke and play world of tanks with my homies.

Boom.

Cliffs: cans.
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Where are you from? Cab increase in price? You mean the Uber types?
 
I think NYE celebrations are generally fun spring break for a day type things but they’re for people under 30.
 
@Phlog #MeToo brother. You would only get me to attend the Edinburgh Hogmanay Party on Princes St at gunpoint. Or with a signed contract for a six figure fee and a tit wank from Emma Ratajowski.

Cold weather; they had to close part of Princes St today due to damage caused by high winds. Overpriced tickets for entry, and drinks that cost even more. Crammed in with tens of thousands of strangers and walking several miles to get home after it was finished because you won't be able to find a taxi for love, money or your immortal soul. And on top of all of that, the small but significant danger of terrorism. There are anti-crash barriers around all major public areas and a no-fly zone in force. And enough armed coppers to make even American tourists uncomfortable.

Fuck that. I'll watch the fireworks with my Dad, eat and drink for free in a nice, warm house and the longest walk I'll make is to my bedroom. Winning, bitches!:)
 
Phlog said:
Theres an entrance fee, drinks are more expensive, cabs cost twice as much, it's difficult to get served because it's over busy and the place is full of amateur drinkers. If you're not a jaded alcoholic then you see the new year in with a hangover.

Yay.

Every other day is literally the same. It's not even a proper pagan festival like Christmas, Halloween and Easter.
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Hmm well you might have a point...
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I'm gonna drink a little, smoke and play world of tanks with my homies.

Boom.

Cliffs: cans.
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Now I get it.

You're shitting on it because you have nothing better to do.
 
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