New research concludes that life is not worth living

[Mr. Shickadance]

Fuck… good thing I quit yesterday

 

[TribalDrumz]

THREAD JACK

 

[Osculater]

This says drinking so I should be ok since I started ingesting rectally.

Are you a funneler or a soaker?

 

[Osculater]

Bad time to start drinking again sheeeit!

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Research is for the weak, especially new research.



Personally, the concept of living forever is extremely daunting. I don't think people give enough thought to what concepts like "forever" and "infinity" actually mean.

It takes effort and a little genetic luck but maintaining an acceptable quality of life while aging gracefully is not beyond one’s reach.

concepts of infinity and forever in this context are not taken literally — at least not for me.

However, if living responsibly can ensure eternal quality of life then bring on the immortality.

 

[Osculater]

Hey charles bukowski was drunk everyday until like 78 when he died

Didnt even get dementia

Dude is a legend and I learned about him in college of all places hahaa

 

[TribalDrumz]

Motivation mofos

 

[Osculater]

Motivation mofos

 

[Zer]

Motivation mofos

This just saved me from killing myself

 

[Cole train]

Dude is a legend and I learned about him in college of all places hahaa

Complete asshole but stories are hilarious and liver of steel

 

[Sweater of AV]

It takes effort and a little genetic luck but maintaining an acceptable quality of life while aging gracefully is not beyond one’s reach.

concepts of infinity and forever in this context are not taken literally — at least not for me.

However, if living responsibly can ensure eternal quality of life then bring on the immortality.

Agree with the first part but I think it's more than a little genetic luck.

If "forever" isn't to be taken literally then how were you using it?

Even with decent quality of life, I wouldn't want any part of it. There's a tremendous amount of pain and suffering that one would go through in an eternity of being alive. It's not even fathomable.

 

[Osculater]

Complete asshole but stories are hilarious and liver of steel

Hahaa that's why he's a legend he was a hard dude who had a hard life

 

[Renard]

I wonder if this is more of the "Expert warns that shoveling snow can be a deadly way to discover underlying cardiovascular conditions" or "Wave of cardiac condition possibly linked to climate changes" or "Thousands having heart attacks because they miss the early signs" or "Here's the healthy diet that could cause heart attacks" or "Over a quarter of a million Brits could face a new heart-related illness due to stress of the Covid pandemic" or "Researchers warn cold weather causes blood clots and heart attacks" or "Energy bill price rise may cause heart attacks and strokes" or "Depression worsened during pandemic, boosting heart disease" or "Physical activity may increase heart attack risk, study suggests." Don't worry sheeple, spontaneously keeling over is just the New Normal™.

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Are you a funneler or a soaker?

I just stick the bottle in my ass and do handstand pushups.

 

[shunyata]

This just saved me from killing myself

Praise Jesus

 

[dreden1982]

Lmao at the thread title and op

 

[shunyata]

I wonder if this is more of the "Expert warns that shoveling snow can be a deadly way to discover underlying cardiovascular conditions" or "Wave of cardiac condition possibly linked to climate changes" or "Thousands having heart attacks because they miss the early signs" or "Here's the healthy diet that could cause heart attacks" or "Over a quarter of a million Brits could face a new heart-related illness due to stress of the Covid pandemic" or "Researchers warn cold weather causes blood clots and heart attacks" or "Energy bill price rise may cause heart attacks and strokes" or "Depression worsened during pandemic, boosting heart disease" or "Physical activity may increase heart attack risk, study suggests." Don't worry sheeple, spontaneously keeling over is just the New Normal™.

I mean even in folks who live over 80, if you manage to go cancer free (or beat it), and your brain is in decent shape, the heart usually fails you and kills you in your 80s or 90s.

But plenty of people have a ton of bad habits while exercising and eating vegetables and get to enjoy longevity.





Also it's pretty well documented now that covid can do a ton of vascular damage, and people can have an increased risk of stroke / pulmonary embolism / myocardial infarction for 6-12 months after mild to moderate cases of infection.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I wonder if this is more of the "Expert warns that shoveling snow can be a deadly way to discover underlying cardiovascular conditions" or "Wave of cardiac condition possibly linked to climate changes" or "Thousands having heart attacks because they miss the early signs" or "Here's the healthy diet that could cause heart attacks" or "Over a quarter of a million Brits could face a new heart-related illness due to stress of the Covid pandemic" or "Researchers warn cold weather causes blood clots and heart attacks" or "Energy bill price rise may cause heart attacks and strokes" or "Depression worsened during pandemic, boosting heart disease" or "Physical activity may increase heart attack risk, study suggests." Don't worry sheeple, spontaneously keeling over is just the New Normal™.

You mean I killed myself for nothing? Dammit.

 

[Osculater]

I just stick the bottle in my ass and do handstand pushups.

Dang, you strong

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Alcohol lowers testosterone levels.

I'm not against small pleasures but I don't want a flaccid dick and men boobs.