NBA NBA Thread: Offseason Extravaganza

['Rocky']

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[TribalDrumz]

Fox just got almost 250 million to stay with the spurs

 

[Croaker]

Fox just got almost 250 million to stay with the spurs

What a retarded ass organization, this has to be a sign and trade. They just drafted his replacement.

 

[Revolver]

lmao @ fox making 250 million. Even more of a reason why LeGOAT deserves more money.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Every player making 35 million + this year and never even close to all nba

⁠Zach LaVine, SAC ($47,499,660). Age: 30-147d
2. ⁠Jamal Murray, DEN ($46,394,100). Age: 28-162d
3. ⁠Lauri Markkanen, UTA ($46,394,100). Age: 28-074d
4. ⁠OG Anunoby, NYK ($39,568,966). Age: 28-018d
5. ⁠Zion Williamson, NOP ($39,446,090). Age: 25-029d
6. ⁠Darius Garland, CLE ($39,446,090). Age: 25-190d
7. ⁠Scottie Barnes, TOR ($38,661,750). Age: 24-003d
8. ⁠Franz Wagner, ORL ($38,661,750). Age: 23-342d
9. ⁠Michael Porter Jr, BKN ($38,333,050). Age: 27-036d
10. ⁠Brandon Ingram, TOR ($38,095,238). Age: 27-336d
11. ⁠Tyrese Maxey, PHI ($37,958,760). Age: 24-273d
12. ⁠LaMelo Ball, CHA ($37,958,760). Age: 23-347d
13. ⁠Bam Adebayo, MIA ($37,096,620). Age: 28-017d
14. ⁠Desmond Bane, ORL ($36,725,670). Age: 27-040d
15. ⁠Jalen Suggs, ORL ($35,000,000). Age: 24-062d
16. ⁠Jaren Jackson Jr, MEM ($35,000,000). Age: 25-323d

 

[Croaker]

Every player making 35 million + this year and never even close to all nba

⁠Zach LaVine, SAC ($47,499,660). Age: 30-147d
2. ⁠Jamal Murray, DEN ($46,394,100). Age: 28-162d
3. ⁠Lauri Markkanen, UTA ($46,394,100). Age: 28-074d
4. ⁠OG Anunoby, NYK ($39,568,966). Age: 28-018d
5. ⁠Zion Williamson, NOP ($39,446,090). Age: 25-029d
6. ⁠Darius Garland, CLE ($39,446,090). Age: 25-190d
7. ⁠Scottie Barnes, TOR ($38,661,750). Age: 24-003d
8. ⁠Franz Wagner, ORL ($38,661,750). Age: 23-342d
9. ⁠Michael Porter Jr, BKN ($38,333,050). Age: 27-036d
10. ⁠Brandon Ingram, TOR ($38,095,238). Age: 27-336d
11. ⁠Tyrese Maxey, PHI ($37,958,760). Age: 24-273d
12. ⁠LaMelo Ball, CHA ($37,958,760). Age: 23-347d
13. ⁠Bam Adebayo, MIA ($37,096,620). Age: 28-017d
14. ⁠Desmond Bane, ORL ($36,725,670). Age: 27-040d
15. ⁠Jalen Suggs, ORL ($35,000,000). Age: 24-062d
16. ⁠Jaren Jackson Jr, MEM ($35,000,000). Age: 25-323d

Most of those guys are worth it.

MPJ
Lavine
Murray
Barnes
JJJ are not

JJJ could be but he's a horrific rebound guy for how good he is defensively

 

[Revolver]

Lmao @ role players earning 35 million plus now. They all have LeGoat to thank.

 

['Rocky']

RFK for president of WNBA

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Known role model, Karl Malone.

 

[Corona]

Known role model, Karl Malone.

Goat era. Dude can literally be called a mail man while knocking up 12 year olds on the side and still be praised cuz he played against alcoholic, gambling addict fatasses.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[My Spot]

Goat era. Dude can literally be called a mail man while knocking up 12 year olds on the side and still be praised cuz he played against alcoholic, gambling addict fatasses.

 

['Rocky']

The WNBA just has zero chance at this point. Lmao

 

[MusterX]

A third dildo has been launched.

 

[wildchild88]

The WNBA just has zero chance at this point. Lmao

I don’t get it.

Kinda does feel misogynist.. tbh

Taunting women’s sports by repeatedly throwing a male phallus on the court..

I get the conversation around the wnba gets annoying, but a lot of the players are chill and just doing what they love.

It’s not much different to throwing some racist token onto the court repeatedly, would be another malice in the palace if that happened, so I wouldn’t blame the women to be peeved about this.

 

[MusterX]

I don’t get it.

Kinda does feel misogynist.. tbh

Taunting women’s sports by repeatedly throwing a male phallus on the court..

I get the discourse around the wnba gets annoying, but a lot of the players are chill a just doing what they love.

It’s not much different to throwing some racist token onto the court repeatedly, would be another malice in the palace if that happened, so I wouldn’t blame the women to be peeved about this.

Apparently there was a 4th dildo.

 

[WT3]

@wildchild88 stop being soft there lesbians and they fuck each other with Dildos. It's funny you and I wouldn't be talking about them without this happening.

 

['Rocky']

I don’t get it.

Kinda does feel misogynist.. tbh

Taunting women’s sports by repeatedly throwing a male phallus on the court..

I get the discourse around the wnba gets annoying, but a lot of the players are chill a just doing what they love.

It’s not much different to throwing some racist token onto the court repeatedly, would be another malice in the palace if that happened, so I wouldn’t blame the women to be peeved about this.

I would much rather the dildos be thrown in the pro NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL broadcast booths because every woman is insufferable to listen to when the league tries to shoehorn their diversity onto the play-by-play microphone.

Imagine pimping a bat flip like this but it happens to be diversity night in the broadcast booth.

 

[Sweater of AV]

To be fair to the ladies, a dildo should be thrown on the court every time we we have to watch this: